Jokes
Kitchens- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
- A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
- Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
- Housework done properly can kill you.
- Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
- My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.