Misc Jokes
Baked Beans George Carlin Quotes Never hire a man to do a woman's job 50 ways to Freak out Your Roommate Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall-Mate 50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart The Poopie List 101 Ways to be annoying Cat Diary Top 20 Things to Do in a Drive-Thru Poo 21 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator The Mathematical and Logical Nuns The Young Priest Answering Machine Messages The Chili Cookoff Signs for the Stupid Milking Machine Never Lie To Your Mother 12 Things NOT to Say To a Police Officer Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Chinese Ebonics Movie Ratings Explained Quotes from Bumpy Landings Top 16 Things To Do In A Driving Test Smart Monkey Trouble Getting on the Bus It's Tough Being 80 The Wit and the Wisdom of Homer J. Simpson 13 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies Groucho Marx Quotes headache Stupid Product Labels How To Bathe A Cat Angry Passenger Proud Fathers Fido Will Find It Scared Straight Things I Learned from Children I Want to Be Silicone Telemarketer Game U.S. vs. Canada Good... Bad... Worse... The Humor of Steven Wright For Michiganders Classified Ads First Day of Fifth Grade Psychiatrist Voicemail Rules of the Sky Complaints from Renters Snowman Tips from Wyatt Earp The Pickle Slicer Useless (but fun) Facts Comparison of World Religions Things I've Learned from Children Prison vs. Work Chain Letters for Men Lewinsky and Clinton Limericks Watson and Holmes Go Camping Super Granny! Be Careful What You Wish For Raffle Prize The LifeSaver Taste Test US Air Force Maintenance Complaints The Pope Freezing to Death Selecting a Samurai The Lady and the Drunk You Might Be an Engineer If . . . Chinese Translations Painful Flushes Random Thoughts It's Dark In Here! A Cat's Diary HATPIN JOKE Then and Now Three Labrador Retrievers Cornflakes The Gynecologist The Van Gogh Family Tree The Toddler Diet Advertising Jingle Vocabulary Lesson Dr. Suess's Lost Tongue Twisters Thoughts to Ponder When Science Goes Bad The Radar Trap Vegas Taxi Service Temperature Well Hung-Over No Class in First Class Optimist v. Pessimist Unusual Air Currents Adam and Eve Nude Sunbather Life Observations Very Short Books This is the Pilot Speaking 1998 Darwin Awards The Magical Frog Little Brother and the Keyhole $200 White Trash Barbie Lion Hunter Great Shot! First Day in the Nursing Home Yugo v. Rolls Royce Baseball in Heaven Room Service! Bran Muffins You Might be a Redneck Jedi if . . . Software Upgrades can damage your Wealth Stop That The Bathroom Light Bungee Jumping in Mexico Write Clearly An Encounter with the Butcher An Unusual Cuckoo Clock Don't Ask . . . Don't Tell . . . Five in a Quattro Stupid People Stories Bumper Stickers Two priests Only in America . . . Matzo Reader Man in the Theater Viagra and the Housekeeper Name The Bike The Height Of All Emotions When Statues Come to Life Punny Potato Story The Brave Captain Why the Width of a Horse's Behind is So Important The genie A Case For The FBI Nickel or Dime? Not Much Use in a Fight Another Use for Viagra Sign Mix-Up Flight to Frankfurt Kids watching parents A Cab Driver Goes To Heaven Anagrams Circle Fly Army Voice Mail Mommy Is Going to Eat Your Fingers Sermon Sleeper The Town of "My Ass" Be Careful When Throwing Stones I Need a Drink of Water! Inspirational Posters for Real Life Green, Pink and Yellow New Words I'm Not Your Father . . . Terrible Truths (and other principles of disaster) The Message Johnny and the Fat Lady No One Slept with Mommy You Know You're a Mom When . . . Challenging Order Mis-Interpretation Stupid Headlines The Engineer and Programmer Safe Driver Award Ass-cons Can My Dog Stay at Your Hotel? The Right Tool For the Job HICPHONICS Studying Abroad Dying Wish Shaving Ball Top Ten Silly Star Trek Things To Do A Floral Mix Up Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force Hillarious Quotes and Sayings Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May . . . Words to the Wise Buy It Just Because Prayer for Senility Real Pearls? The Death of an Engineer The Shark Pool Satan The Priest and the Drunk The Generous Travel Agent Pets In Heaven Police Quotes Get a Haircut The General's Valet Boy, Officer & Squirrel Who Push??? Signs You're Showing Way Too Much 90's Mentality Which End is Which? Comboy Ventriliquist Zebra's Trip to Heaven 10 Great Truths Adults Have Learned About Life Quick Trip to the Store Clinton and JFK The Aggie Seeing Eye Dog Bloody Bat Where Has All The Lipstick Gone? Doctor The Circle of Life Taxpayer Defined The Smuggler How to Get What You Want Mommy Sleeps in Daddy's Room The Power of Suggestion Fly and Manure SHHHHH! The frog and the iguana Goat Food Critic Gravy Ladle I'm Doomed Can't Find It Constipated mathematician Rule to Live By Choosing a Bra A Letter from Camp Beware of Dog Reply to Anti-FurActivists Top 10 Party Games for People Over 60 Your Ticket Please . . . Crying in His Beer Diary Of A Mad Viagra Housewife Gifts for their Wives Hitchhiking Day at the Beach Taking the Census Tainting the Family Tree Wish You Were Here Dead Fish How Will You Pay For This? What Time Is It? Mistaken Mechanic Got Any ID? Wheelbarrow Bet Things I Learned as a Child Flying Turtle The Top 13 Signs You've Hired The Wrong Magician (Part II) Professor's Joke If Someone Annoys You - Don't Strain Yourself Drunk 911 Call Downfalls to being an Egg Message for the Moon Redneck divorce I Want a Bicycle Who is Jack Schitt? The Raft The Best Prayer? The Man from Norway Welcome Home Dad! Why do fireflies do well in school? Stupid Prisoner Alien Message Decoded Illusion? What Did He Say? Scent of a Woman Three Doors Hans Olaffsen's Laundry The Bus Ride Fly CATS Words Websters Left Out Bad Dreams Forgive me Father... An Unusual Costume Automobile Acronyms Cowboy Attire Explained Deep Thoughts Imitations Scavenger Hunt Family Feud Answers Hearing Voices How To Write A Recommendation Lettter That You Don't Really Mean The Dutch Bike Ride Wisconsin First Words The Dalai Lama Yugo Humor The Lone Ranger The Wrong Side Of Bed Two Atoms Would You Do It All Over Again? The Ministers Dentures WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY . . . Did You Ever . . . Things Only a Mom Can Teach How Would You Like To Be Remembered? State Mottos Visit to the Police Station HMO Executive The Dinner Prayer Catching the Last Ferry God Plays Golf An Elephant Never Forgets Penny for Your Thoughts The Milkman The Procrastinators Creed You Killed the Easter Bunny! Simple but funny Gas Service Toy Box One For Me . . . One For You Two Daddy Long Legs Kids Perspective What Your Car Says About You How Do You Embarrass an Archeologist? Peanuts The Australian Way Bathing Technique Farm Inventory After the honeymoon One Kiss Per Yard You're Between Baby Boomer and Generation X If . . . DMV Anguish Great Truths About Life that Little Children Have Learned Sole Survivor How To Get Old Ladies to Cuss Impressions of Mother The Ant and the Grasshopper in 1999 The Taxi Driver and the Rabbi Dirty Dishes Motherly Advice Horticulture Nothing to Worry About What a Rediculous Question Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer The Fucked Up Duck The Present Pizza Delivery Taking the Job Seriously Seeing Eye Dog Good Luck Frog Jump! Kleptomaniac Why Dalmations Ride Fire Engines An Old Woman's Wishes Bubbles in Bath Wrong Numbers! California Drivers License This is your captain speaking Mrs. O'Toole Ballroom Please People are Like Potatoes Father Wouldn't Like It More old age problems Rejected Hallmark Cards Maths Specialist A Bad Day Soliciting Donations An Artist's Luck Winning the Lotto Card-Playing Dog Setting the Table Anthropologists Captured By Cannibals The Three Bears Be Nice to Your Children Put Your Tray Table Up Crossing a Mule and Onions Is it a Boy or Girl Cat? New Viruses Signs You Have Had Too Much of the 90's Your Dog Is on the Roof Trust You know you're in Arizona when... White Hairs Signs You've Chosen a No Frills Airline Confessions . . . Things to Consider Water in the Carburetor Rubber Thingy Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71 Cyanide Watermelons Two Trees Getting Old? Frog Applying for a Loan Air Sickness Last Words After the Sarge is Gone Interstate Chase New Scientific Theories Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers Stories from the Space Race Deer Hunting with his Wife Food Spoilage Test Mrs. Prussy I'm Screwed! Is Barney the Dinosaur the Devil? Greeting Cards that Didn't Make It Peanut Butter Don't Play With Acid Quotes from Famous Mothers Getting Old No Ears Unhappy Hotel Guest Weighing In Sex Education The FBI Orders Pizza A nun gets on a bus... Sit Down and Shut Up Unprepared Highway Crew Americans are Getting Stronger Points to Ponder Dancing Boots Order Clearly Stuck to the Seat What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? Three Wishes False Teeth Procrastinator's Creed From Ebonics To Hebonics Inheritance Green, Pink and Yellow You Can Buy Them But Not Smoke Them Here European If Dollar Bills Could Talk A Priest, Doctor and Engineer Primitive Meal Angry at the Heavens Good Bad Worse King of the Roost Made Out Of Bricks One Little Pig Ostrich in a Bar Put On Your Seatbelt... The Lonely Frog Zen Master's Hot Dog Polar Bear at a Bar Sign . . . Counter-Sign A Mighty Deep Hole Running Red Lights The Truth and Nothing But the Truth Tips What is the Quickest Way? Signs You Have Had Enough of the 90's What do you call a fly with no wings? You Know You're In Texas When . . . My Three Cheap Sons Did you hear the latest news? Don't Mess with the Tower Grandpa Takes a Walk Emergency Room True Story The Musical Octopus Dead Lawyer Martha Stewart's Christmas Calendar Boy or Girl? Modern Discipline Three New Fathers The Train to Mannheim Amusing Headlines How To Tell Where a Driver is From The Juggler The Turtle's Flying Lesson An Unusual Ticket Sometimes Things Aren't Obvious Dead Battery Signs You Work With a Werewolf The 1960's vs 2000 Truths About Parenting Was It Meant to Be? Engineer Jokes Do You Live Here? Speeding Ticket Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road - Explained Dog Commandments Three Little Pigs Don't Play the Piccolo Cute Little Fart Top 10 Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart Good News and Bad News Great Truths About Growing Old Mr. Doyle Nice Tip! Stealing from the Factory How to Solve a Problem? Camping Hints Maxine's Tips for Entertaining Was that Latin? God Bless mommy..... Speech Impediment Strange But True Deaths List of Oxymorons Josh Thinks It Over Stress Management Visualization Stuck in the Mud Fake Lie Detector Mickey and Minnie Braile Conversation with Winston Churchill Glow Worm with no Tail Old Friends Procrastinator's Calendar Things That Take Years to Learn The Snail A Trip to The Soda Machine The Cowboy The Fly and the Window The Lamp Post A Famous Apartment Buying Shoes Dress for Success Selling Car The Gorilla Golfer Gorilla Removers Authors and Titles Getting Married? Sad Mosquito Cover Up How do you drive a mime crazy What is Helen Keller's Favorite Color? What letter in the alphabet is a Pirate's favorite? Why do frisbee's get bigger as they get closer? See a Psychatrist Twas The Night Before Christmas - Parents They Are Too Rough The English Language Maxi Pad and Fart A Trip to the Meat Market WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY What Did Your Father Say? CATHOLIC PRIEST New Baby Instructions to the Butler Life is Math Make a Sound Like a Frog Real Musicians Good Neighbours The Joys of Policework A Pile of Wishes How to be a Designated Driver Hugh Hefner and Heather Locklear go to Heaven Playing Blind Priest and Carpenter Why Too Kay Dictionary Two hydrogen atoms. Well Known Adages Little Sally Talks Too Much Cruise Stories The Nursing Home What is the Best Gift for Mom? Always Watch Your Language Alamo v. Paul Revere War Game Casualties Are We Not Communicating? Auto Accident Note Putting the Kids to Bed A Credit Card Nightmare The Consequences of Sucking Your Thumb The Laws of Life Avoid Chain Letters How To Tell You're in Southern California Tooth Drilled v. Having Baby A Father's Thoughts Jar of Olives The Tapeworm Twidville Dog Pick-Up Lines - Liver and Cheese? Real Mothers Two People - One Parachute At the Last Minute Gladys Headphones and a Haircut Lawyer Merger Mania The Police The Power of TV Advertising An Unusual Trip Through the Family Album My Best Buddy! Woman on the beach Bad Bridge Game Mating Call Where does a bird go when it loses its feathers? If Abraham Lincoln Were Alive Today Low Bridge What NOT to Say in a Bar The Most Popular Girl Why Did the Siamese Twins Move to London? Trouble, Manners and Shut up Beepilepsy Lesbian Dinosaur No Tomatoes The Barber How to Sing the Blues Why Does Daddy Have So Few Hairs on His Head? Bad Place to Pee Ebonics Ten Commandments Be Careful What You Ask For Cannibal Logic Cannibal Cooking Tips THE ANIMAL GAME Why are there no Wal*Marts in Afghanistan? How many telemarketers does it take to fix a light bulb? Oxymorons Great Truths About Life that Adults Have Learned Hasty Departure Burger King Quotes from 11 Year-Olds Science Exams Pigmy Dinosaur Hunter Mary Poppins The Family Bible Confucius Says - Drive Like Hell How Does a Cat Use the VCR? Insensitive Greeting Cards Top 15 Ways O.J. Can Raise 33.5 Million The Helicopter Trip Tennessee The Sofa King Engineer Identification Test Who Are You? Resigning My Adulthood Who Are You? The Plane Crash Your Getting Old When . . . Using Lemons? Birds wear underwear John Wayne Toilet Paper Smoke Rings Flight Attendant Humor Parsley Farmer The Top 15 Slogans That Never Quite Caught On Getting out of a Speeding Ticket Why do you have so many white hairs? Hunting Bear Who's the Boss? Cannibal's Mother-In-Law We Don't Serve Beer to Bears Chicken Ranch Beat Them Contagious Crossing a Painter and a Cab Driver Indian Boy The Coffee Prayer W..O..M..B.. Where Ya'll From? Brakes It is a Matter of Perspective One-Handed Man Safe Distance Unique Tie Why Do Pilots Wear Ties? Mind Your Manners Paying Via Your TV All Purpose Excuse Form Dumb as a Wall! How Can You Tell an Old Man in the Dark? Caught From Above How to be Annoying at a Yard Sale Cannibal Eating a Clown Mr and Mrs? Pony with a Sore Throat Maggie's Estate Clean Glass Gay Termites Ineffective Daily Affirmations Be Careful What You Wish For Lone Ranger The Collision Why Did the Orange . . . Best Book to Have if Shipwrecked Traffic Stop How to Get Ladies to Cuss People from Baltimore Son of a Fireman Arresting the Judge The Talking Dog A Trip to the Auto Dealership Aggies go Ice Fishing Are YOU a problem thinker? Mummies Don't Take Vacations Dumb Robber You know you drink too much coffee when... Don't Mess With the Wizard Cannibal Party Not Here! Ask Questions Age is a Funny thing Airline Food The Black Sheep Dying Confession Just fan yourself. Loving Your Pet Stranded in the Desert Tequila The Trip Little Boys Donation Need New Glasses One Wish Blind Sky Divers Coffee Machine Instructions Some Folks Should Not Be Allowed On The Road How did Helen Keller's mother punish her when she was bad? Tell a Dog Anything Cow With No Legs Picking a Bridal Gown Three Types of People Bathrooms Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Gnaw Through the Straps... Quiz - Your Priorities Salad Dressing Serving Pie The Unemployment Line Yasser Arafat and Ringo Starr Northern and Southern Zoos Wedding Night at the Watergate Hotel How Kids Interpret Words Do As I Please? Hire Smart Assassins How Many Horoscope Signs to Change a Light Bulb Action-Adventure Music Stars? When Will They Meet? A Light Lunch How do you stop a Polish tank? Two Weevils A Little Mis-Understanding Piglet's Search The Good, The Bad, The Ugly Seinfeldisms The Car Won't Start The Microsoft Restaurant Slave Ship Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler Baby Sister How Old Are You? Learning to Keep Musical Time Best Man at a Wedding Southern Baptists Boycott the Flintstones Amish Occupation Vocal Puzzles Hairstyle Telling the Pope a Polish Joke Helicopter Crash A Scotsman Visits the Zoo Wanna Be Cowpoke Smile! Southern Phrases Farmer Loses 2025 Pigs! Dyslexic Faithful Cat How did Helen Keller's mother punish her for swearing? 22 Fun Things to do at Girl Scout Camp A Dog Named Herpes Morning Coffee Frog Jokes When a Fish Swims into a Wall The Stork in the Zoo The Top 16 Ways to Annoy a Supermodel Noise Proves Nothing The Guinea Pigs When Mice Get Together Oreo Cookie Always Come Prepared Swimsuits - Then and Now Anthony's First Train Ride Anything You Say Will Be Held Against You My Dog is Named Stay The Caterpillar's Dilemma Viagra Hummingbird The Mystery Tickets Fraud Charges for a Transvestite? Gibson Goes for Supplies The Hiker Top 10 Things NOT To Tell the IRS You Know You Work In the '90s When.... 2 Crows 30 Days or 30 Dollars Blind Shopper Cowpokes How do you get rid of a boomerang? Photographic Memory Two Cannibals Buying Dumbells First Words Underwear Change Dog Plants Oops! The Fart - The Sharpest Thing in the World Moving Supplies Top Ten Other Things To Say When Stepping On The Moon Animal Sounds Your Car Might Be Gay The Delaware Quarter If You're Going to Lose . . . Dorm Prank When a Cannibal is Late for Dinner Sea Sickness Endless Babysitting Lost Cookies Siamese Twin Drivers Card Game Know-It-All Shoplifter Warning When Viagra is not a blessing Explaining Death to a Child The Pace of Life Dead Remote The Execution Times Never Change You're Not in Texas Anymore... How to make fat look good Snail Gas The Flintstone Joke Crazy Priorities Investigating the Nudist Colony The Dangers of Thinking A Sure Bet at the Races A Learning Experience Gorilla Sundae Show Me a Man . . . Murphy's Laws of Combat Rap Hit 62 Cups of Tea World Without Hypotheticals? Non-Stop Flight Jewish Santa Claus Ring the Bell Dog's Missing Tail Career at the Grocery Store Language Problems What do you call geese in Portugal? Calling All Cars! Making Glue and Cake Three Drunk Irishmen Driving with Penguins The Mice and the Cage What's Green Then Red? Snow White Working by Candlelight Which Mann? Camel Questions Exquisite Tableware Great White Hunter BILL GIVES UP THE SAXOPHONE... Changing Underwear Leopard Seeing Spots Finder's Fee In American, Out American Pantyhose Capacity Statements Use Seldom in a Sentence Mary Had a little Lamb Half a Cake Where is the Self-Help Section? Waiting for the Elevator The French Border How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale Why do crows always move out of the way when you're driving down the street? Bad Drivers License Photo The Right Way to Spell Potato What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Baskin Robbins Wishes Gone Bad Feeding the Monkeys Jack and Jill Five Eyes Jail Food Ten Puns Rodney Dangerfield Ethiopian furcoat Cybernetic Implants He Who Laughs Last Tough Drill Sargeant Photo Retouching Ping Pong Death Blonde's Snoring Problem What Ice Cream Do You Have? gay programmer Combining Flipper and Jaws U-Boat Lawyer Smoke Signals Umbrella Dyslexic Cop Arrested Airline Humor Shampoo How Do You Count Cows? Poker Playing Dog Unique Check Endorsement Where's Your Crapper? The Generic Ethnic Joke Cross-Eyed Dog Belfast Air Creative Dog Breeding The Oceans Attention Children - The Bathroom Door is Closed! Hot Dog Are You a Problem Thinker? What do eskimos use to stick their houses together with? Winnie the Poop The Top 14 Signs Your Car Needs Cleaning Why Wooden Spoons are the Best for Cooking Plane over Wyoming A Visit To Texas From the Diary of a Cannibal Guy In a Hospital Ancient Stones Cross Between . . . . Hoss and the Warden Sir Lancelot Twins Over-Educated Nursery Rhymes Paperboy On the Train The litttle Bird Empty Convenience Store The Simpson Family Dream In My Day . . . Washing Hair Why do only the good die young? Naming Canada Two X or Three? Fighter Aircraft Ownership Survey Jelly Bean and Smartie Professor Defined Quicksand Box joke not named Zebra and the Penguin Where Do Cannibals Buy Furniture? Snail Riding on a Turtle Astronauts Version of Athlete's Foot Heaven vs. Hell Chili Karate Poodle When Ships Collide Music for the Generations JEW ON DEATHBED How Do Skunks Communicate? Losing a Glove hilery clinton is wanting Indian Curry v. Spice Girls Old Ladies with Tattoos Restaurant The Top 9 Signs Your Roommate Is A Cannibal What's the Difference? Do You Remember? Handicapped Laws? A New Philosophy Friday Night Poker Raffle Prizes Life from a Dog's Perspective Who's bigger? Top 15 Complaints of Modern Day Vampires Weather Forecast Pizza Slices Your Momma is So Poor - Shower Calling Grandma Raggedy Ann The Flu Captain Hook Yard Japanese Diapers What do you call a snail on a ship? Laughing Cow A Phiolsophical Question One Finger Wave Girl Scout Cookies Dick Pencil to the Pencil Sharpener Cannibal Dessert Elephant Stew Deaf Bear Favorite Cannibal Game Artichokes Citizenship Odd Word - Apartment What did the Swede say to his mother? Ebonics X-mas The Frog in the Restaurant Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road - Oppossum Building a BBQ 3 stars 3 nations African Memoirs The Most Dangerous Letter Your Momma is so poor ... Fruit Loops Why Are Igloos Round? When Are You Going to Die? Why are they called apartments? Poles and Holes? The Vaccuum of Space Neutron Bar How Cows Entertain Themselves Cannibal's Favorite TV Show Lipstick? Dis-Oriented? LA Bumperstickers Get a Bit of Rest Top 10 Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer The Barber Thoughts on Having Children Pirate Ear Piercing Money 70s Rock Groups The 10 Commandments in Order 100 Percent Polar Bear Restroom Prank The Invisible Man The Bus Ride Noodles Culinary Question Mommy Snake pope When Is Your Birthday? Dis-Gruntled Monkey Bertha Belch Speaks The Perfect Kitchen Mary had a Swarm of Bees The Bean Factory Your Momma Green Haired Girl the side of bus superman&the three blacks Is That Because Mama? What Do You Call a Wingless Fly? Birthday Cake Gay Bar More Jokes:
