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Opinions Sat, 24 Sep 2011

If Kufuor Has Never Seen Akufo-Addo Smoke Wee

Doesn’t Mean The NPP Flagbearer Isn’t A Wee Smoker.

When Kufuor opens his mouth to say that he has never seen Akufo-Addo smoke or drink, does Kufuor really believe that any sensible head would take him serious?

No matter the Chevas Regal-Induced state of extreme stupor that Kufuor may be in, there is no way he will publicly admit that Nana Akufo-Addo is a wee-addict who wakes up with heavy cloud of wee smoke hanging over his head. (all praises to comrade Kwesi Pratt).

In other words, it is not expected that Kufuor will ever admit publicly that Akufo-Addo is addicted to, wee, cocaine and bottoms.

Kufuor tried hard on Adom FM to fly Akufo-Addo but unfortunately, it would not work.

Is it not an open secret that Kufuor has never supported Akufo-Addo’s bid to become President of Ghana?

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For a fact, in 2007 and in 2010, Kufuor supported Alan Kyeremateng to lead the NPP.

Has Kufuor not openly passed negative comments about the persona of Akufo-Addo?

Is not precisely because Nana Akufo-Addo has a questionable character that is why Kufuor never wanted him to lead the NPP?

Can Kufuor put his hand in fire and swear that he has never said anywhere that he has refused to support Akufo-Addo because the latter is addicted to drugs and women?

Every average mind in Ghana knows that currently, Kufuor, Mpiani, Anane, Mathew Opoku-Prempeh and some of the Ashanti heavyweights within the party are contemplating holding an emergency congress to elect a new Ashanti flagbearer, as Akufo-Addo continues to sink deeper in his ‘wee waters’.

Kufuor’s attempt to refer to Julian Assange as “Aborfraboni” is most laughable.

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“Aborfraborni” or not, the truth is out of the bag that Akufo-Addo “smokes a lot of wee” and wakes up with a heavy cloud of wee smoke hanging over his head.

We ask; how many hours does Kufuor spend with Nana Akufo-Addo to know whether the junkie smokes wee and sniffs cocaine?

Akufo-Addo and Kufuor are not friends so the least time they can spend together, the better.

That is to say, Kufuor and Akufo-Addo only meet when it is necessary.

Akufo-Addo does not wake up and visit Kufuor, vice versa.

Akufo-Addo does not party with Kufuor and vice versa.

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Akufo-Addo spends a lot of time with his Akyem cabal and Kufuor does same with his Ashanti cabal.

The people who spend a lot of time with Akufo-Addo are; bitchy Ursula Owusu (it is purported that she spends a lot of time in bed with Akufo-Addo), Asante Bedietuo, Gabby, Mike Amfo-Kwakye, Raymond Amankwa, as well drug barons from all over the world.

Has Ursula Owusu not openly admitted that Akufo-Addo used to drink but has stopped?

Indeed, have we not heard Ursula say on several occasions that in the past 15 years, Akufo-Addo has not tasted liquor?

Does that not presuppose that Akufo-Addo used to drink but has supposedly stopped?

It is said that when the frog comes from under the water to say that the crocodile has 10 heads, who dares doubt it?

In like manner, if Ursula Owusu (who spends time working on Akufo-Addo’s body day and night and who would have been the de facto First Lady if Akufo-Addo had become President), tells the world that Akufo-Addo used to drink liquor, who are we to believe Kufuor when he says that Akufo-Addo has never tasted liquor, nor smoked wee.

Does the open admission by Ursula (who spends more time with Akufo-Addo), not make nonsense of Kufuor’s lame attempt to shore up the image of Akufo-Addo?

The NPP is hot; and no amount of “hanya” attempts to paint Akufo-Addo white, will work!

AKUFO-ADDO is a wee smoker who wakes up with a heavy cloud of wee smoke hanging over his head and there is nothing Kufuor can do to change this fact!!! (God Bless Comrade Kwesi Pratt)

Columnist: The Informer