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General News Sat, 8 Oct 2016

God is my witness - Mahama

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Comment: THE PARROT AT THE PET SHOP

Author:
PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM
Date:
2016-10-08 07:35:41
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God is my witness - Mahama

A man went to a pet shop and purchased a parrot. Apparently, the parrot had belonged to a Jehovah’s Witness because it kept repeating, “Read the Watchtower and Awake. Avoid wordly associations. The end of this system of things is near.” Squawk.

Well, the new owner of the bird attempted to add new vocabulary to the parrot’s repertoire with books on tape and contemporary music, but as the months went by it became obvious that nothing could break through. The parrot continued to repeat the standard catchphrases of the Watch Tower Society and nothing else.

The owner finally became frustrated and infuriated and, in a fit of violent anger, threw the parrot across the room.

The parrot smashed against the wall, and slid down to the floor, at which point the parrot immediately started squawking:

“No Blood! No Blood! No Blood!”

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PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM on Oct 8, 07:35
THE PARROT AT THE PET SHOP
WARA WHIRI KOTOM on Oct 8, 11:20