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Tarzan: Afoko’s suspension is a coup d’etatTarzan is attacked by a NEC lion in the jungle. The NEC animal rips off Tarzan's arm, eye and penis. His jungle friends help him by giving him the spare parts he needs -- the eye of an Afoko eagle, the arm of a Adjepong gorilla, and an NPP elephant trunk for a dick.
Later, Cheetah Karbo the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.
"Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."
"Why's that?"
"It keep picking grass and shoving in Tarzan's ass."
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TARZAN GETS NEW PARTS