Medical Jokes

Your First Time

Its your first time and as you lie back, your muscles
tighten. You put him off for a while, searching for an
excuse, but he refuses to be swayed.

As he approaches you, he asks if you are afraid.

You shake your head bravely. He has had more experience but
its the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver your body tenses but he is
gentle as he promised he would be. He looks deeply within
your eyes and tells you to trust him, he has done this many
times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider
to give him more room for easy entrance.

You begin to plead with him to hurry, but he slowly takes
his time wanting to cause you little pain as possiable.

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
away. Pain surges throughout your body and you feel a slight
trickle of blood. He continues and looks at you with a
concerned look and asks you if its too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears, but you shake your head and
nod for him to go on.

He begins moving in and out with skill but you are too numb
to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you
feel something burst within you and he pulls it out of you.
You lay panting and glad to have it over. He looks at you
smiling warmly, tells you that you have been his most
stubborn but yet rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all it was your
first time having a tooth pulled.