Medical Jokes

Healthy Old Man

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on
his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she
said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also
drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never
exercise!"

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

He thought for a moment, and replied, "Twenty-six."