Christmas Jokes

Symbols of Christmas?

Three guys pass away on Christmas Eve and are met by St.
Peter.

St. Peter says, "In honor of the season, you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas."

The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two
lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.

"What do they symbolize?" asks St. Peter.

"They're candles!"

"Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates."

The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a
couple sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes
them.

"What do they symbolize?" inquires St. Peter.

"They're bells!"

"Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!"

The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets,
finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman's panties.
He holds them up proudly.

Puzzled, St. Peter asks, "What do they symbolize?"

"They're Carol's!"