Christmas Jokes
Christmas Signs in Stores
TOY STORE: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."
At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and
mangle with the crowd."
A Texas jeweller store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three
for $200,000.
A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything ... a
calendar to remind him when payments are due."
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