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22-Teeth Council of State Took $50,000 Car-Loans

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 Source: Mensema, Akadu Ntiriwa

*By Akadu N. Mensema Ph. D.; Post-Grad. Dipl.

I. THE COUNCIL OF BETRAYERS

Unknown to most Ghanaians

The sagging sages of the Council of State

Men and women in the sunset of aging

Who are losing their teeth in old age

With only 22 teeth remaining

After poaching from state resources

In the sunrise of holding thievery offices

Also took $50, 000 car loans

While babies who are teething suffer

In our “Fa-Ma-Nyame” crucible of graft

And we agree to “Obiara ba saa ara”

A dogma that kills us slowly like apio

Exploited by NPP/NDC & DDT leaders

Male cowards who brag about fucking the air

And of female enablers with bleached toenails

II. PREAMBLE TO THIEVERY

The members of the Council of State

Took part in Mills’ zesty political booty

But NOT in Konom-tea fiestas

Not in seizing toilets

Not in “adze wo fie oye”

That never was for tea-bedazzled Fantes

But for akpele-happy Ewe-led Mills

Certainly not in calling Ministers “bastards”

Not in Mills’ free for all NDC foot-soldiers

Not in Segbefia-Wilson Car Enterprise in Tema

Not in seeing the Jubilee House as a hen coup

BUT IN GETTING $50,000 CAR LOANS

Freely sanctioned by the Castle of doom

And by our Parliament of gloom

Both institutions of car/tractor thieves

III. THIEVES WITH ONLY 22 TEETH

Our sagging sages of the Council of State

Of honorable old men and women

Plucked from bruising retirements

In their sunsets of horizon aging

With graying dilapidated eyebrows

With only 22 teeth remaining

Are still stealing from the state

Just as much as during their sunrise

Perched atop our mountains of corruption

On our hills of political debauchery

In our turbulent volcanoes of moral decay

In our vortex of cultural bankruptcy

The sagging sages of the Council State

The perpetual honorable thieves

Perpetual rapists of our integrity

Have taken $50,000 Car loans

Old age with toothless dishonesty

Old age that knows not probity

$50,000 car-loans for dead woods

Who would never repay the loans

IV. THE COUNCIL: A MOCK EPIC

$50,000 car-loans for Council members

That meet as erratically as warranted

To talk about old poaching seasons

To plan new thievery years

To think about new career gyrations

Of $50, 000 car-loans

They would never repay

To laugh about their old ways

Of political bankruptcy

For Kofi Awonoor to preach divisiveness

That has killed our youthful aspirations

V. CAR LOANS AMDIST POVERTY

$50,000 car-loans for the Council members

Amidst the plight of poor students

Students without classrooms in Tamale

Hospitals where people go to die

Where expectant mothers die in agony

In a society of perpetual penury

Where police stations lack vehicles

Where Fire Service lacks water hose

Where impoverished youths thrive

Of our forgotten street children

Raped by an army of state mosquitoes

Public alleys that are now public latrines

Power outages powered by Akosombo

Of hopelessness of a decaying Ghana

While 22-teeth toothless sagging sages

Who think about teething in old age

Ride in car-loaned BMW, Lexus

These aging thieves with 22 teeth

Are riding on our Fama-Nyame dogma

Of male cowards who brag about fucking the air

And female enablers with bleached toenails

Eh! $50,000 car-loans of our collective morbidity

*Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained

oral historian cum sociologist and Professor in the USA. She lives in

Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a

college in Maryland. In her pastime, she writes what critics have called

“populist hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at

akadumensema@yahoo.com

Columnist: Mensema, Akadu Ntiriwa