Corruption in Ghana now is Like a Football Commentary

And here is the line-up of the US$1m team: Woyome, Betty Mould, Isofoton, Waterville, Muntaka, SUBAH, Asongbata, Barton Oduro, Atuguba, Abuga Pele (GYEEDA), Victoria Hammah. Substitutes: Asiedu Nketiah - the Blockmaker, Lordina Mahama, STX Korea, Cal Wilson, Hannah Bissiw, Ayariga Tractors, Joe Gidisu, Okudzeto Ablakwa.

Match Commissioner: Jerry John Rawlings, Asiedu Nketiah's "Barking Dog"

Security: Yaw Boateng Gyan and Special Forces

Venue: Asomdwee Park

Spectators: Cooked Monsters, Babies with Sharp Teeth; Bootlickers

Goalkeeper Woyome throws the ball to midfielder Barton Oduro, he sends a long one to Isofoton, the left winger. Isofoton to left full-back Waterville, Waterville to Subah; Subah passes the ball to Muntaka. Muntaka, the darling boy of kebabs & pampers, controls it nicely. He beats one man, passes it to the Captain Justice Atuguba. He kicks a long one to Asongbata also known as Ak)mfem; Ak)mfem to Betty, a through pass to Abuga Pele! Oh Abuga Pele has a counter attack. Victoria Hammah on the right side running. She gets the ball dribbles, one, two, but Vic is tackled wrongly so it's a penalty. Who will take the penalty?Ok! Victoria Hammah behind the ball. Her confidence is more than Asamoah Gyan of Black Stars fame. She moves one, two, three, kicks the ball nicely but ooohhh!!!! the keeper saves the ball. Mahama, the coach of One Million $ FC ($1m) is so upset. He substitutes Victoria Hammah, popularly known as Vikileaks. Who will he bring? Some few minutes to go.

Let's wait.......

Katakyie Kwame Opoku Agyemang, Asante Bekwai-Asakyiri