Does Tarzan Think We Are Fools?

This Tarzan man; does he think that we are in the jungle where it is brute force, and not common sense, that prevails?

Because he is called Tarzan so he is thinking like the original Tarzan, who was a jungle character.

Does he think we are fools?

Honestly, I was so outraged when I heard him on the airwaves last week talking a lot of crap.

Yes, he did not make sense at all.

Tarzan wants us believe that he advanced 2 billion cedis to the Ghana@50 Secretariat?

It is a matter of public record that Parliament approved all the monies the Secretariat needed just before it was setup.

So if Parliament approved the monies, what necessitated the need for Tarzn to advance 2 billion cedis to the Secretariat?

This is absolute baloney!!! Tarzan should spare us his jungle talk.

It is not true that he advanced any money to the Secretariat and that is a fact.

I repeat; Tarzan lied to us when he said he advanced money to the Secretariat.

The guy knows that he is hot and he thinks that he can court some public sympathy by telling us that cock and bull story.

Well, if he thought he was courting public sympathy, he has actually gotten more Ghanaians angry.

Yes, lots of people were incensed by Tarzan’s cock and bull story.

What does Tarzan take us for? A bunch of simpletons?

And did you hear him say that the Government owes him salary arrears?

This same Tarzan, when he left VRA, said that that the Government owed him about 2 billion cedis.

I actually remember him taking the matter to court and the court throwing the case out for lack of merit.

So as for Tarzan, it is only after he leaves a job that he remembers that he has not been paid isn’t it?

If it is the case that he always forgets to collect his salary it would not be strange considering the things he enjoys on the job.

Have you forgotten the way he turned his VRA office into a 5 star hotel room?

I am sure you remember how he built a shower, kitchenette and bedroom in his office.

I am sure you also remember the expensive cars he bought as well his fat allowances.

With that kind of lifestyle in public office, why would Tarzan not forget(?) to collect his pay?

As regards Ghana@50, if it is the case (and it is the case) that not a single jubilee toilet has been built, then we all know where the toilet monies ended up.

I am sure if you cut open Tarzan’s big stomach, you will find the toilet monies in there. “Dzulor kwakwe!!”

Indeed, with lots of Ghana@50 suppliers not paid, it stands to reason that the monies meant for them went into the maintenance of Tarzan.

And did you hear his bunkum about the bank loans?

According to Tarzan, we should stop asking him why he did not seek parliamentary approval before contracting the loans because his intentions were good.

Yes, per the logic of Tarzan, once your intentions are good, you can bypass laid down procedure.

Honestly, I think we should send Tarzan into the jungle because he is obviously not thinking like a human being.

The man is thinking like an insane animal.

As for me Nana Biakoye, I keep thanking God for bringing CHANGE to Ghana because if that wee smoker cum cocaine sniffer had been allowed to steal the mandate of the people, only God knows the extent to which the Tarzans of this world would have continued to loot and plunder.

Indeed, I am happy that the Presidential Commission has been set up to look deep into the rot that took place at the Ghana@50 Secretariat and I am also happy that the Commission’s sittings will be made public so that we can all follow at close range the extent which Tarzan and co will be exposed as nation wreckers and coffers looters.

Indeed, the Commission will start sitting on the 20th of July and has already asked the public to provide whatever information that will help nail Tarzan and co.

It is looking likely that Tarzan will end up in jail and nobody will shed a tear for him.

Nana Biakoye (A True Patriot)