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JJ Rawlings, We are back! You can piss for trouser!

Sun, 29 May 2011 Source: Mensah, Nana Akyea

by Nana Akyea Mensah, The Odikro.

Is Rawlings now complaining Nkrumahists want to take his NDC from under his

feet? Who took what from under whose feet? The struggle Ghanaians and the

rest of Africa are engaged in today is not about personalities nor any

body's feet for that matter! This is a struggle which involve ideas,

concepts and strategies that help us to identify, defend and advance our

interests as a people. Among the babel of ideas for the emancipation of

Africans from the stranglehold of imperialism and their local compradore

bourgeoisie, Nkrumah's about this struggle is a 'nonpariel'! Nkrumah was by

quantum levels a far-sighted leader in a class of his own. And I feel angry

at the insulting self-comparison Rawlings has been making with himself and

Kwame Nkrumah.

An admirable thing about Nkrumah was that he was always learning. Nkrumah

even learned from his own mistakes and took the trouble to write extensively

in exile to pass on the lessons from the experience of struggle. It takes a

buffoon of the likes of Rawlings even to think about comparing himself with

Kwame Nkrumah. So, for me, it is therefore good news that Rawlings is

complaining. It is about time the chickens come back home to roost. Rawlings

has sponged upon Nkrumahism for far too long! It is also about time someone

gave him a little talk on this subject. I immensely enjoyed reading Comrade

Kwesi Adu's recent article on the same subject: "Rawlings: In Search Of

Enemies And Traitors, The Roll

Cal

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Here is another take on that same utterly exasperating subject matter. I

hope this would not be the end. And that Ghanaians would once again rise up

to oppose him in even greater numbers than when they hailed him on June 4,

1979. Has this man, all of a sudden, noticed that there are Nkrumahists in

the NDC? If Rawlings wants to reduce the struggle between him and his wife,

against President Mills as a choice between Nkrumahists and Rawlingstas, I

thank God I supported President Mills against Akufo-Addo! I thank God that

those Nkrumahists that Rawlings have been fooling all along, can now say,

"We are Back!"

"I am back! I am back! I am back! I am back!!!" - Rawlings, Friday, 12

December 12, 2008.

In fact, this happened publicly in the presence of the diplomatic community.

At a function organised by the Japanese Ambassador to Ghana, attended by

several diplomats and Ghanaian dignitaries. The NDC had not even won the

elections yet. I was very surprised to read on ModernGhana: "I am back!!!

Rawlings says to Diplomats, as he anticipates Mills

victory",

Source: The Statesman - The Statesman, Ghana Elections | Mon, 15 Dec 2008.

The source is dubious, admitted with much pleasure, but the information

appears verifiable and credible enough to me. This was even before the

December 28 presidential run-off. The excitement of Rawlings was as palpable

as it was unusual. "I am back! I am back!" he boomed into the hall upon his

arrival, seeking maximum attention to himself. And he never stopped until he

was gone, interrupting decent conversations with "I am back! I am back!" It

always came in pairs or more. He never said it once. He had to repeat it ad

nausaem. "I am back! I am back!" until he barked off.

Of course, Rawlings could be forgiven if he was drunk. Considering the mood

of festivity in the air at the time, that the mere glimpse of returning to

power gave, especially after eight good years on the hard "Opposition

bench", it was even normal and expected that his excellency would be full of

wine or something more potent. However, it looks like Rawlings was in for a

very rude shock if those were his dreams. The contradiction was there right

from the beginning, based upon his own personal expectations and the reasons

why he was so excitedly screaming into the ears of the diplomats, "I am

back! I am back! I am back!"

Rawlings said nothing intelligible or anything newsworthy, other than "I am

back! I am back!" And so it was, that on the next day, quite naturally, this

was his only quote in the news. To be frank, I found that odd and

vicariously embarrassing not just for our democracy and its image, but at

how petty this Rawlings could be! Why particularly "I am back! I am back!"?

This is, without a doubt, a pre-occupation that speaks volumes, most

especially at the time of celebrating an imminent victory of a Presidential

race in which he was no longer the flag-bearer!

So, why "I am back! I am back!"?

I like this question. I think the answer to that might explain the reason

why we see Rawlings besides himself with excitement and joy, and how quickly

this transformed into bitterness. Apparently infallible and all-knowing

Rawlings had realized a deeply grievous mistake on his part! So much for

Rawlings' own sense of judgement after single-handedly "imposing" Atta-Mills

as the NDC Presidential candidate! Now, we know he was fooling nobody other

than himself! What does that tell us of Rawlings' own sense of judgement, if

after two decades in power, he booms with such joy and relish only to scream

like a baby, within a fortnight, and then turn around to come and tell

us that he actually got his most important political appointment decision

wrong?

The question to answer first though remains why "I am back! I am back I am

back! I am back!!"? I think this is important because it is only through

this approach that we could gain some insight into how and why Mr. Rawlings

has become such a fierce and ferocious adversary of the President, and just

how his own wife, Nana Konadu Agyemang-Rawlings fits into what, for the want

of a better word, I simply call 'the "I am back! I am back!!" syndrome.'

Let's even assume that he was very drunk when he was making those

statements, or much more probably, high on marijuana. I do not believe in

the rumours that he sniffs coke, so let's rule that out. This leaves us with

alcohol and his favourite leaves. But even assuming that he was drunk or

stone high, why "I am back! I am back!" and not "We are back" for example?

After all it is his party which was winning but the President was clearly a

different person!

As a party chairman, Rawlings could have done better, and it would have been

more fitting and appropriate to rally the party on with a good bellow: "We

are back!' That slip of tongue, if ever it was one, irrespective of the

inducing agent, was very revealing. And I think it holds the key to the

psychological framework that has triggered his insane and intense hatred of

President Mills. In the next part of this article, I want to explain why I

think that President Mills has got nothing to do with it. Rawlings hates him

simply because he is on the way to his quest for power, all he wanted was a

pawn, not a President who thinks and has a conscience of his own. And that

complement my answer to the question.

"Hand over to whom?"

In 1982, during the heat of the so-called 31st December Revolution, Rawlings

made his first appearance at the Great Hall of the University of Science and

Technology, now correctly called the Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and

Technology, Kumasi. It was to be a memorable occasion. After rumbling and

making no sense for about an hour, came question time. A good friend of mine

during the students "forced task" period, and a personal hero, now Dr. Joe

Atta-Mensah, then a young student in his twenties, mounted the podium to

pose the famous question:

"Mr. Chairman, I want to know, and please, let me know, one, when are you

going to lift the curfew? And two, when are you going to hand over?"

Atta-Mensah does not even smile at his own jokes, so you could imagine his

serious face as he asked his question.

All hell broke loose! The question immediately wiped off the silly grin

loitering on Rawlings face, as Atta-Mensah mounted the podium to ask his

question. The PDC cadres moved quickly to restrain young Atta-Mensah from

asking a third one, whilst others tried to prevent Rawlings and pleaded with

him not to answer the question. But the harm had been done to what was

billed to be a "conscientization" rally, for Mr Atta-Mensah got a standing

ovation from the student body.

Finally, after some calm had been restored and Joe Atta-Mensah had managed

to take to his heels to avoid instant lynching, by the PDC and security

details, Rawlings cleared his throat to answer the question:

"Hand over to whom? That would be the return of the devil himself!"

Only the PDC cadres cheered whilst the general student body booed, and Joe

Atta-Mensah became immortalised as a national hero for democracy, even

though he had to flee the country immediately for his life, for just asking

that question, and to complete his education in Canada. At least, it was

thanks to this question that we got the early warning signals about the kind

of beast we have in town.

And so it was, that throughout the rule of the PNDC, anyone who would call

for the return to constitutional rule would be tagged "enemy of the

revolution" with dire consequences to their persons. So, it is a little bit

of an under-statement to simply state that Rawlings had no intention of

handing over power and cede to a democratic form of governance. He had to be

ejected from office under intense national and international pressure.

Little wonder that he is scheming to come back! He is still not convinced

that it is game-over.

It was not an easy struggle to get Rawlings to cede to the demands of

Ghana's pro-democracy forces and to return the country to constitutional

rule. It was equally not easy to get Rawlings to concede defeat to the NPP,

had it not been the fact that his own flag-bearer was a gracious gentleman

who would prefer to be known as "Asomdweehene". NDC Presidential candidate,

Professor John Evans Atta-Mills conceded defeat to the chagrin of Mr. Jerry

John Rawlings! It is thus against such a background that one should

understand the basis of the "I am back! I am back!" syndrome, as nothing

other than an inordinate and utterly disgusting lust for power.

"Traitor!", "Team B!", and "Go slow!"

Now, let's fast-forward to January 2011. A few weeks after the famous "I am

back! I am back!" outbursts, President Atta-Mills did something that

literally tingled violently in Rawlings' tympanic membranes. President Mills

had wasted no time at all in making it clear to Rawlings that he was his own

man, and would not be pushed around by anybody, not even Rawlings! The first

issue on the table was about ministerial appointments. President Mills

clearly had some ideas of his own but preferred to follow the laid down

procedure. Rawlings did not only have a definitive list, but a comprehensive

list of the entire cabinet to be appointed for the newly-elected Mills

Administration. And contrary to his expectations, Atta-Mills, following the

laid down procedure, would only pick and choose from the Rawlings list and

not accept it hook, line, and sinker!

For the Rawlingses that was an unpardonable hubris. Thus an understandable

reading into the "I am back! I am back" declarations of Rawlings translates

into an expectation on his part to run the country by remote control.

Indeed, there were rumours that he expected to literally make political

appointments with simple SMS text messages to the President on his mobile

phone! Thus for Rawlings, who left power reluctantly as a dictator, "I am

back! I am back!" takes an ominous and familiar meaning. And the

democratically elected Professor of law did very well to put this ignorant

upstart who could not even pass his General Certificate of Examination, "O"

Level, in his proper place!

If you want to see how an empty head that is full of himself looks like,

never miss the opportunity to observe this man carefully whenever the

occasion presents itself. Attention, if you are the expressive type, I

recommend that you do so safely from a television screen. He can read your

thoughts from the way you smile at him and react impulsively. And this could

be dangerous. He once threw a heavy ashtray which narrowly missed the head

of Professor Mawusi Dake, simply because he did not like the smile on his

face!

So you can imagine the level of punishment Rawlings would have reserved for

"the mortuary man", if he could have his way! That simply reminds me of the

Ayatollah Khomeni fatwa on Salmon Rushdie: "He deserves, at the very

minimum, a sentence of death"! It gives me shivers in the spine as my mind

feebly wonders what the maximum sentence would look like. Rawlings, of

course, did not use so many words. He used the code word: "traitor"! That

was sufficient. Very few people lived to see the light of day with such a

label, when Rawlings was the "monarch" of all he could survey in the heydays

of the PNDC.

As for the ministers, as soon as the official list was published, Rawlings

simply cross-checked with his own list, the "Team A", so those on the

official list automatically became "Team B"! It is actually amazing how the

Rawlingses replaced the opposition NPP to become the principal adversaries

of the President at the very beginning of the Mills Administration over the

issue of appointments. Even Akufo-Addo publicly chose not to criticize the

President during his first hundred days in office. This would not be the

case with the Rawlingses, who wanted the immediate imprisonment of all NPP

officials for corruption, never mind the evidence!

Mills only fault was that he needed the evidence to prove the case in a

court of law. Sooner than later, he would be nicknamed "Go slow" for not

moving fast enough to jail those "corrupt politicians" in the NPP. To my

eternal shock and amazement, I saw NPP supporters applauding Rawlings for

calling President Mills "Go slow" because the President was insisting on the

rule of the law and would not wrongfully jail them! It was a form of

suicidal stupidity that made me feel very sad indeed for the future of our

democracy, and the quality of the grey matter in the heads of some of these

NPP supporters!

Now, Listen, You "Greedy Bastard", "We are back"!!!

There is something about "greedy bastards" that I find very curious,

especially coming from the lips Rawlings. This is because in several

interviews, Rawlings himself had made it clear that he is indeed a bastard

whose Scottish father, Mr. John, did not even want to see for just an

instant. He did not even want telephone calls from him! He says so himself,

so we all know he is a bastard in the most classical sense of the word.

As for being greedy, what do you say of a poor Flight Lieutenant, who drinks

"apio" on credit, eats "yore ke gari" on credit, smokes marijuana on credit,

who suddenly finds himself with a free house, free booze, free Koforidua

weeds (and sometimes from Tudu), free 555 State Express cigarettes, free

car, free petrol, free driver, free eggs, and free akple and free okro soup

with goat or cat meat as an option? And at the end of the month, a very fat

salary on top of all that? if such a person does not want to relinquish

power after misruling the country for nineteen good years, who do you think

is the greedy bastard here? After killing people far less corrupt than

himself, for being corrupt? How would you call such a genuine bastard, if

not "a minimum" appellation of "a very greedy bastard indeed"?

The strange thing about all this insatiable desire for power is that the

struggle is always about Rawlings. It is not that he has anything special to

offer the nation. Rawlings is ever ready to try anything to get to power, or

to stay in power, just for the sake of power. He could not even be bothered

about an ideological orientation. Rawlings was ready to try everything from

the most rabid of neo-liberal economic policies such as structural

adjustment and deregulation to undigested revanchist revolutionary rhetoric.

Rawlings is a corrupt person who never stops complaining about corruption, a

vote rigger who never stops complaining about vote rigging, a coup plotter

who never stops complaining of coup plotters, a dictator who never stops

complaining of dictatorship, a greedy bastard who never stops complaining of

greedy bastards, and a murderer who never stops complaining of murderers! He

is the only known Ghanaian with the greatest amount of Ghanaian blood on his

hands than any individual in the entire history of the Ghanaian people! He

has more blood of innocent Ghanaians on his hands than the average

armed-robber! He surpasses the atrocities of slave traders centuries before!

Yet, after a brutal misrule over this country for nineteen years, he wants

his wife to be our President, and roam around again, throwing his pompous

weight about, half stoned, half sane, as Ghana's First Gentleman, instead of

spending time in prison for his heinous crimes!

I remember meeting one of the soldiers who took part in the operation to

free Rawlings from the MI guardroom in the early hours of Monday, June 4,

1979 and transported him to the Achimota Forest where they had established a

Command Post. It was at the Passport Office which had just then been moved

to the Airport Residential Area, as a result of a fire outbreak in the old

passport office. I met a fellow student-leader there, who was with him and

he recognized me. This colleague introduced to him as a student leader

fiercely opposed to the PNDC dictatorship. He gave me a hug and gave his

name orally as "Bezenkyi". It was and not spelt to me, nor written down, so

I wonder if I have the spelling right. He added however, that "Bezenkyi"

means "black blood" in Hausa. (I wish a Hausa-speaking reader would be kind

enough to correct the spelling for me!) I also learnt that he had just been

released from prison where he underwent severe torture.

Bezenkyi told me he had been tortured in prison and he had his fingers and

his skin to prove it. His skin was peeling off, and his fingers had been

broken. He could not move them. He told me they did that to him because they

wanted to make sure he could not handle a gun and shoot with it any more.

But with a swing of his arm, with his broken fingers cupped together like a

claw, he said to me, "I can still throw grenades!" That was the only time he

smiled. One thing he told me, that made me chuckle, was that Rawlings did

not know those who were sent to liberate him beforehand, they arrived

unexpectedly and so it must have taken him by surprise and he mistook them

for the authorities who had ordered for his execution, so early in the

morning.

It should not be forgotten that Rawlings' revendez-vous with death had been

poignantly brought home to him by no other person than General Ollesegun

Obassanjo, who on a state visit to Ghana, had asked to see him on Friday,

1st June 1979, three days before the June 4 operation. Obassanjo had

reportedly told Rawlings upon seeing him, in the pidgin English, "Ibi [Is

it] you this fiangle [tiny] boy who dey cause trouble for your contrey

[country]? Like you dey for my contrey, Satorday, [Saturday] Satorday self,

no go reach you!" [you would be dead before Saturday!] Thus it was that

when his liberators broke into the guardroom, a surprised and scared

Rawlings clutched to the bars of the guardroom and would not allow himself

to be taken away!

"I want to see my mother before I die!" Rawlings screamed. "I want to see my

mother before I die!" He was crying hysterically like a baby, and actually

pissed in his trousers like a baby. The noise he was making could have

jeopardized the entire operation and endangered the lives of his liberators,

so he was given some dirty slaps to shut up, as it was calmly explained to

him that they were there to liberate him. The part of the piss in the

trousers and the courage in the eyes of Bezenkyi was very contrasting. He

was talking freely knowing very well that he was being followed by the BNI.

He said when they even went to liberate Rawlings, he had been so scared that

Rawlings pissed in his trousers. In fact, I still remember the way Bezenkyi

narrated this part of the story:

"He even piss for trouser!", he said, still with an angry face.

It was just too difficult for me to keep myself from laughing as a sign of

respect for his feelings, but I could not help laughing. I honestly did not

want to laugh, at least, not at that time, but it was far too much more than

my endurance level! I do regret that and I feel sorry about that. Please

forgive my sinful sense of humour! I perfectly sympathize with Bezenkyi and

the other Nkrumahists who freed Rawlings from the guardroom, most of whom

were later intimidated to flee the land and go into exile, imprisoned,

tortured, or simply killed.

The events that political analysts and historians refer to as the June 4

Uprising is a culmination of several historical processes which even

pre-date Kwame Nkrumah and Wallace Johnson, even though these have been very

instrumental in the development of working class consciousness among the

mass of our population and mass agitations and popular struggle already had

their symbols such as the Sekondi Railway workers' "Bottom Tree". Rawlings

hi-jacked this struggle and bastardised it just for his own personal

aggrandisement. This is my thesis.

This is not to say that I did not support Rawlings on June 4. I did. I would

have been happy to have been a part of the team to liberate a man who is

also fighting against military corruption which had become so obvious. I

would not have risked my life just for Rawlings, but help to end the

suffering of an overwhelming majority of Ghanaians, under an unelected,

corrupt, and irresponsible military dictatorship, who cared less about the

future of the country and the conditions under which people were living. I

therefore salute all those who went and liberated him from prison. How could

they have possibly known that they were making a mistake?

Rawlings is a political mistake that only Nkrumahists who helped him to

power can correct, and I am happy that it is no person than Rawlings himself

who is blaming Nkrumahists for trying to correct their own mistake! After so

many years of betrayal, what does he expect? I salute all those Nkrumahists

within the NDC who are keen on correcting this mistake! It makes the NDC

very attractive and tempting to join; because of Rawlings, I have never

found the NDC to be an option for me. He once angrily removed a badge with

Nkrumah's head embossed on it, from the chest of Mr. Kojo Eshun, who used to

run the Nsamankow Press, at North Kaneshi, Accra, and that was the last

straw for me, even though he was no such great fan even much earlier than

that for other mischiefs.

Nkrumahists in the NDC must tell the Rawlingstas that “Nkrumahists can also

be Ababio! You are not the only Ababio in town. We are asking you to go and

come no more!” If President Mills wins this contest, I might officially join

NDC myself. And I wish someone would tell Bezenkyi to do the same if he is

still alive, so that together, we can go and tell Rawlings: "JJ, We are

back! You can piss for trouser"!

*Forward Ever! Backwards Never!!!*

*Cheers!*

*Nana Akyea Mensah, The Odikro*

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Columnist: Mensah, Nana Akyea