John "50 Cents" Kufuor’s Alcohol-Induced Kasoa Baloney!

Two Sundays ago, when the NPP spent over 10 billion cedis busing people (half of them NDC supporters who went just because of the money) to Kasoa, lots of rubbish was spewed on the platform but as usual, a large section of the Ghanaian media closed its ears to the plethora of rubbish that was spewed.

Whiles certificateless Jake Obetsebi Lamptey was lying about Akufo-Addo not having tasted alcohol his whole life, having never smoked his whole life, as well as Akufo-Addo and Rebecca Akufo-Addo having five daughters when indeed, they have no issue between the two of them, Akufo-Addo was lying that in the unlikely event that he becomes president of Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana, he will build a university in all the 10 regions. Such baloney!!!

If even Akufo-Addo is given 8 years, he CANNOT build 10 universities.

Professor Mills has spoken realistically about how he will add two universities to the existing five public ones; one in the Volta Region to deal with Health and Allied Sciences, and another in the Brong Ahafo Region, to deal with Renewable Natural Resources.

That is how realistic the learned Professor is; he is not in the business of mounting political platforms and insulting the intelligence of the electorate by making senseless promises.

As is the stock-in-trade of the NPP, Akufo-Addo mounted the platform and opened his mouth wide, not knowing what he was saying.

Akufo-Addo did nothing but lie to Ghanaians and come December, he will pay for his lies.

As for John 50 cents Kufuor, we believe he was so “toasted” on his favourite chevas regal whisky, hence the loads of Bush-like baloney that fell from his lips.

According to John 50 cents Kufuor, it would be a “curse” for the NDC to return to power.

Yes, as far as John 50 cents Kufuor is concerned, he is a blessing to Ghana, and the NDC will be a curse.

Amidst a bunch of headless and destructive elephants, John 50 cents Kufuor thinks that he is the best thing that has happened to Ghana.

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who butchers the English language and talks a slot of sh*t?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who constantly has his head in between the thighs of his slutty concubines?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who has his lips constantly glued to a whisky glass?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who gets drunk in New York, locks himself up in the hotel room of his “intimate” lover, misses a scheduled VOA interview, and gets his barmy spokesperson to lie that he got caught up in traffic?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who loots the state coffers and turns the seat of government into a den of thieves?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who awards contracts for the sole purpose of collecting kickbacks, and turns the seat of government into the hub around which kickbacks revolve?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who uses his kids as fronts to greedily own hotels and shopping malls?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who travels at the least opportunity just so he can collect per diem?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president whose party chairman accuses him of being a collector and distributor of kickback?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who impregnates his own niece and ships her to the United States?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who lines up radio and TV presenters and has raw sex with them waa waa waa?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who elevates ministers who go for AIDS conferences, have raw sex with white women, impregnate them, and use the taxpayers money to cater for the pregnant white women?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who promotes ministers who snatch the wives of party members?

I ask; what is more of a curse than having a president who dabbles in extreme forms of occultism and kills innocent Ghanaians so as to use their blood for rituals?

What is more of a curse than having a president who debases himself to the extent that BBC can liken him to a U.S rap artist known as 50 cents?

If I want to ask more questions about how much of a disgraceful and burdensome curse John 50 cents Kufuor has been on this nation, we will never end.

And it is this disgraceful character, who dares say that a government of, the very much respected learned Professor John Evans Atta Mills, will be a curse on Ghanaians?

May God have mercy on the soul of John 50 cents Kufuor.

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