Kobby Acheampong’s Vulgarity: The Past in the Present (Pt. 1)

*Compiled By Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema, Ph. D.

**These insults and vulgarities below are parts of Kobby Acheampong’s postings

on Ghanaweb, Say it Loud (SIL) in the period 1999-2003. The spate of pungent

wealth of Kobby Acheampong’s insults and vulgarity, exemplified by his recent

outbursts, was mined from SIL archives by Kwame Kumi (registered user) of

Ghanaweb and posted on SIL on March 21, 2011. I have quarried the information

and packaged them in inchoate verses WITHOUT DISTORTING, CHANGING, or

COMPROMISING the original materials. Thus the information below is in its

ORIGINAL form and can be verified on Ghanaweb (SIL). I believe that Ghanaians

should know the backgrounds of their appointed officials. We should vigorously

demand that our government furnishes us with the qualifications, work

experience, and social bearing of public officials. Indeed, a composite study of

Kobby Acheampong’s insults below reveals four things about him: uncouth,

violent, anti-Asante, and rabid anti-NPP. Kwame Kumi rightly points out that

“For those who didn't know anything about Kobby Akyeampong before he became a

Deputy Minister and as such may be wondering why a whole Deputy Minister could

be spewing all the garbage unbecoming of one please read the following threads

authored by him on this very site. Read on” (Courtesy of Author: Kwame

Kumi (registered user) Ghanaweb, Say It Loud: Date: 03-21-2011 13:05).

SECTION 1: "Author: Kobby Akyeampong. 12-02-1999

I knew you were not up to what you started yourself

You are an idiot of the highest order.

Stinking mouth open and saliva drooling from it

Chimpanzee face squarely

Kwasia pani.

[O]nye eya ye egbemii

Next time ke oba bie ni oba gye me ekonn

Go and buy deodorant for yourself and wife

WO AMOTUAMU KANKAN.

SECTION 2: "Author: Kobby Akyeampong. 12-26-2000

Come over and get me. Kwasapani like you

Leave your stinking hole in…

Onye aye eesome

I will come and smoke you out

SECTION 3: "Author: Kobby Akyeampong 12-23-2000

Ghanaians are very tired of the NPP always crying wolf

When defeat stirs them in the face

JA Kufuor will never be president of Ghana..

If … [NPP] will want to create any semblence of confusing…

I am not warning you but I will tell in simple words

YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET THIS VERY PAINFULLY

You may decide to call this a bluff

But just try to start anything

Even in the remotest parts of Accra

And the AXE will fall very heavily

You are at liberty to do whatever in Kumasi.

Ghanaians are tired of [NPP] BULLSHIT

When it come to elections

SECTION 4: "Author: Kobby Akyeampong 12-24-2000

I bet you guys will be the first out of the gates

Should war break out in Ghana

A lot of the nonsense [about] the NDC

Has been the propapaganda of tribal hatred

If Ghana has to go to war

To cleanse itself of Asante hatred

For anything that is not Asante, so be it

December 28th will be that day

Once again if election results are declared

And any one dares to cast doubts on the results

And calls for civil disobedience

Because their candidate lost

June 4 will look like a child's play

There are folks who have waited

For this last opportunity

To complete what they did not finish in these era

Because of Jerry' intervention

SECTION 5: "Author: Kobby Akyeampong 12-24-2001

Folks, this govt [NPP] is just a bunch of fools

Who have no sense of direction

When it comes the sovreignty of Ghana

When you elect a bunch of fools

You get foolish decisions

This is the price Ghanaians are paying

For the NPP govt.

SECTION 6: Author: Kobby Akyeampong 10-16-2001

You refuse to learn

But I will let you learn the hard way.

Have you finished cleaning

Your stinking father's anus

With your equally stinking mouth

Have you conveyed to your prostitute mother

[The] fact that " the market no good"

Guanten when humans are writing on this forum

Meanwhile tell your "asuo" wife that ..

Sanitary products are not expensive

And that she must use them

Instead of the "ntomago".

Aswii, ya lamoo o papa do na

Aboa bi ba…

Kwasianpani ba na niba…

SECTION 7: Author: Kobby Akyeampong 10-16-2001

Aponkye ba…

You just run away as your toothless father did

When he was caught molesting your own sister.

Go and preach to your stinking parents…

Bbecause many of their sexual escapades

In the "aponkybuom" is open secret…

[Y]our mother learnt her prostitution from the goats

Kwasia, advise your wife

To clean her @!#$ with toilet paper

Iinstead of the "ntomago"

Come again… son of the "aponkybuom"

Onye tuflemi soomi kpo.

*Akadu N. Mensema, Ph. D., is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained

oral historian cum sociologist and Professor in the USA. She lives in

Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a college

in Maryland. In her pastime, she writes what critics have called “populist

hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at akadumensema@yahoo.com