This is to ease the everyday stress we experience from our everyday stressful lives. It's not meant to be political.
----Justice Sarpong----
Quotes of illiterate DCE -Kwame Kwakye. (An appointee of the erstwhile Kwame Nkrumah administration)
Since Osagyefo cannot division himself into twice, he has disappointed me to come and open this pipe. Now pipe open, water come, people drink, it can cook, it can wash, it can do nothing at all.
"If not Kwame Nkrumah, then me I am the who? All of you, you are the where?"
D C Kwakye, do you have children?.
Ans: No, because I'm a man, only women give birth
"I DC Kwakye Thank you for inviting me to open your new water project, now open your pipe, pipe open, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta !!!!!!!!!!!! "
"Hon Kwame Kwakye, what is your occupation?"
Ans: "I occupy the whole of Akyem Oda district"
Q: "And what is your mission here?"
Ans: "I'm a Roman Catholic"
"From Akim-Oda to Kraboa coaltar Meaa me botom"
The whole of Akyem Oda am burglar...(meaning he is popular)
A meeting was called and DC Kwame Kwakye could not get there on time. So doors were shut and the meeting began. During the course of the meeting there was a knock at the door.
Visitor: KNOCK, KNOCK...
Chairperson: Who is that?
VISITOR: THE LATE DC KWAME KWAKYE.
Source: Agyeiwaa Kodie
He is also reported to have said; 'Hei, you school children, why are you marching without song. Come on, song on'.
At one time DC Kwakye was about to be interviewed at home so he was asked if the interview shd be conducted in English or Twi . His response was: "I, DC Kwakye to have spoken vernacular across my wife and children ? .
It is true we heard about a whole lot of such english sentences from him, he even said, You this Akim Oda students' you said you stroke? (students laugh) you strik? (students laugh) you stroken, striking stroken (students continue laughing) ok take which ever word you like.
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Justice Sarpong
