Letter From The President: Investigate Immigration too!

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 Source: J. A. Fukuor/Daily Dispatch

Countrymen and women, loyalists and opponents,

I hope that those of you who have not been selling and/or sniffing cocaine are very fine. I must say that this cocaine business has engaged my attention for far too long and I am getting increasingly worried by some of the things I have been hearing. From the way things are going, I fear that someone might go before the committee and intentionally mention my name, just for me to lose a few political points. I can’t wait for it to end for us to get on with our lives like we used to.

For your information, I have been trying to get my mind off this cocaine scandal and so far, I have not achieved much success. I sleep and wake up to news of various new angles to the saga. I should have been bored by now. But I’m not! Do you know why? I guess it’s because everyone who appears before the Woode Committee presents some testimony that somewhat reflects the rot in some of our state institutions. That’s why I have decided to write about cocaine again. Hope you don’t mind.

Columnist: J. A. Fukuor/Daily Dispatch