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Mathematics Of Ghanaian Politics: NPP + NDC = ?

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 Source: Poku, Kojo

I’ve developed a set of political mathematical equations that explains our goals and aims of our political parties. Enjoy!

NPP + NRC = JJR

  • NPP = No Proper Planning
  • NRC = Nail Rawlings Clandestinely
  • JJR = Jaguar Jokers Rebirth
  • Explanation: With no proper planning, the investigation into crimes against humanity - a hidden agenda to embarrass a former president – turned out to be a comical act, which would have made the 1970s concert group “Jaguar Jokers” proud.
NDC + NPP = NEPAD
  • NPP = National Pick Pockets
  • NDC = National Destruction Continues
  • NEPAD = Never Expect Progress And Development
  • EXPLANATION: This equation should explain why we are where we are after 8 years of NDC & 6 years of NPP. NEPAD(aka KneePad) will not save us.
NPP + HIPC = MCA
  • NPP = Narcotics Peddlers Party
  • HIPC = HIPC Increased Poverty Considerably
  • MCA = Many Cocaine Addicts
  • Explanation: The Narcotics Peddles Party(NPP) Have Increased Poverty, Creating(HIPC) Many Cocaine Addicts (MCA)
NPP + GBC = ECOWAS
  • GBC = Ghana Begging Constantly
  • NPP = Nation Plundered Persistently
  • ECOWAS = Every Criminal On West Africa Subcontinent
  • Explanation: The consistent begging (from western countries), while some people continue to plunder from the national coffers, have created a nation of criminals

CPP + PNC = SOS

  • CPP = Confused People Praying
  • PNC = Presents No Challenge
  • SOS = Same Old Sh*t
  • Explanation: If you think the CPP and PNC are better than the NPP & NDC, then welcome to La La Land



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I’ve developed a set of political mathematical equations that explains our goals and aims of our political parties. Enjoy!

NPP + NRC = JJR

  • NPP = No Proper Planning
  • NRC = Nail Rawlings Clandestinely
  • JJR = Jaguar Jokers Rebirth
  • Explanation: With no proper planning, the investigation into crimes against humanity - a hidden agenda to embarrass a former president – turned out to be a comical act, which would have made the 1970s concert group “Jaguar Jokers” proud.
NDC + NPP = NEPAD
  • NPP = National Pick Pockets
  • NDC = National Destruction Continues
  • NEPAD = Never Expect Progress And Development
  • EXPLANATION: This equation should explain why we are where we are after 8 years of NDC & 6 years of NPP. NEPAD(aka KneePad) will not save us.
NPP + HIPC = MCA
  • NPP = Narcotics Peddlers Party
  • HIPC = HIPC Increased Poverty Considerably
  • MCA = Many Cocaine Addicts
  • Explanation: The Narcotics Peddles Party(NPP) Have Increased Poverty, Creating(HIPC) Many Cocaine Addicts (MCA)
NPP + GBC = ECOWAS
  • GBC = Ghana Begging Constantly
  • NPP = Nation Plundered Persistently
  • ECOWAS = Every Criminal On West Africa Subcontinent
  • Explanation: The consistent begging (from western countries), while some people continue to plunder from the national coffers, have created a nation of criminals

CPP + PNC = SOS

  • CPP = Confused People Praying
  • PNC = Presents No Challenge
  • SOS = Same Old Sh*t
  • Explanation: If you think the CPP and PNC are better than the NPP & NDC, then welcome to La La Land



Views expressed by the author(s) do not necessarily reflect those of GhanaHomePage.


Columnist: Poku, Kojo