Mathematics Of Ghanaian Politics: NPP + NDC = ?
I’ve developed a set of political mathematical equations that explains our goals and aims of our political parties. Enjoy!
NPP + NRC = JJR
- NPP = No Proper Planning
- NRC = Nail Rawlings Clandestinely
- JJR = Jaguar Jokers Rebirth
- Explanation: With no proper planning, the investigation into crimes against humanity - a hidden agenda to embarrass a former president – turned out to be a comical act, which would have made the 1970s concert group “Jaguar Jokers” proud.
NDC + NPP = NEPAD - NPP = National Pick Pockets
- NDC = National Destruction Continues
- NEPAD = Never Expect Progress And Development
- EXPLANATION: This equation should explain why we are where we are after 8 years of NDC & 6 years of NPP. NEPAD(aka KneePad) will not save us.
NPP + HIPC = MCA - NPP = Narcotics Peddlers Party
- HIPC = HIPC Increased Poverty Considerably
- MCA = Many Cocaine Addicts
- Explanation: The Narcotics Peddles Party(NPP) Have Increased Poverty, Creating(HIPC) Many Cocaine Addicts (MCA)
NPP + GBC = ECOWAS - GBC = Ghana Begging Constantly
- NPP = Nation Plundered Persistently
- ECOWAS = Every Criminal On West Africa Subcontinent
- Explanation: The consistent begging (from western countries), while some people continue to plunder from the national coffers, have created a nation of criminals
CPP + PNC = SOS
- CPP = Confused People Praying
- PNC = Presents No Challenge
- SOS = Same Old Sh*t
- Explanation: If you think the CPP and PNC are better than the NPP & NDC, then welcome to La La Land
Views expressed by the author(s) do not necessarily reflect those of GhanaHomePage. I’ve developed a set of political mathematical equations that explains our goals and aims of our political parties. Enjoy!
NPP + NRC = JJR
- NPP = No Proper Planning
- NRC = Nail Rawlings Clandestinely
- JJR = Jaguar Jokers Rebirth
- Explanation: With no proper planning, the investigation into crimes against humanity - a hidden agenda to embarrass a former president – turned out to be a comical act, which would have made the 1970s concert group “Jaguar Jokers” proud.
NDC + NPP = NEPAD - NPP = National Pick Pockets
- NDC = National Destruction Continues
- NEPAD = Never Expect Progress And Development
- EXPLANATION: This equation should explain why we are where we are after 8 years of NDC & 6 years of NPP. NEPAD(aka KneePad) will not save us.
NPP + HIPC = MCA - NPP = Narcotics Peddlers Party
- HIPC = HIPC Increased Poverty Considerably
- MCA = Many Cocaine Addicts
- Explanation: The Narcotics Peddles Party(NPP) Have Increased Poverty, Creating(HIPC) Many Cocaine Addicts (MCA)
NPP + GBC = ECOWAS - GBC = Ghana Begging Constantly
- NPP = Nation Plundered Persistently
- ECOWAS = Every Criminal On West Africa Subcontinent
- Explanation: The consistent begging (from western countries), while some people continue to plunder from the national coffers, have created a nation of criminals
CPP + PNC = SOS
- CPP = Confused People Praying
- PNC = Presents No Challenge
- SOS = Same Old Sh*t
- Explanation: If you think the CPP and PNC are better than the NPP & NDC, then welcome to La La Land
Views expressed by the author(s) do not necessarily reflect those of GhanaHomePage.
