Mills Is Seizing Toilets & Konadu Hopes To Clutch Toilet Papers

* Submitted to Ghanaweb on November 13, 2009

**By Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema Ph. D.; Post-Grad. Dipl.

“ Her [Konadu Agyeman Rawlings’] office, according to her, since the

assumption of power by the Mills-led administration, has been flooded

with a blizzard of complaints from party members, and it is her wish to

use the first vice chairmanship platform to help address some of those

grievances. Konadu Rawlings” (Ghanaweb Nov 12, 2009).

PART 1: POWER LURKING IN THEIR RAGS TO RICHES SAGA

Power is sweet in their deceitful sugary-decaying mouths

In their vindictive decaying minds and predatory hands

Power in the teeth of their rags to riches story is mesmerizing

Power is sweet for JEZEBEL Konadu & RE-DELUSIONAL JJ

Konadu has soon forgotten about the heyday of JJ’s yoke gari

She has forgotten that JJ had to steal Ghana Air Force seats

For their furniture-less Air-force-barracks two-room home

Yes, she has forgotten about their furniture-less living room

Indebted yoke-gari hungry JJ now has a distended pot-belly

Bellyful of cacophonic hypocrisy and delusional importance

Both are not grateful to coward Ghanaians mostly elitist men

Who hero-worship them for “tribal” and thievery reasons

PART 2: NOVEL RICHES AND RESTLESSNESS OF POWER

Konadu has not forgotten that she is the queen of power

Enthroned in three state-owned bungalows in Royal Ridge

They live in fabulous wealth and unfathomable riches

Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their imported water

Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their imported foods

Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their state cars

Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their fuel aka petrol

Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their housing needs

Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their expensive booze

Ghanaian taxpayers pay for JJ’s mind-altering NTAMPE

And anonymous friends bought a Jacuzzi for Konadu

To heal her self-induced politically-groomed backache

Anonymous friends paid for their kids’ re/education

Anonymous friends gave them four bullet-proof SUVs

Anonymous friends built a palace for them in Adjirigano

Anonymous friends bought overseas mansions for them

Anonymous friends pay for their globe-trotting antics

Stolen power and Ghanaian cowardice have been kind

To Konadu and JJ who think they alone can rule Ghana

PART 3: KONADU YOU HAVE FOOLED US ENOUGH

Konadu and JJ have fooled and stolen from Ghanaians

And yet still tell us about their Social DEMOCRAZY

The poor masses have been their referent point all along

But they do not live like the impoverished lot of masses

Konadu’s penchant for the best ntama pa is well-known

The size of her big headgear can cover the whole Ghana

Now she is talking about their Social DEMOCRAZY

Yes, she has forgotten the bloody Castle bottle-haircuts

She has forgotten about women caned in the genitalia

She has forgotten that the keys to the Fiat Campagnola

The keys used by her husband hired kinsmen assassins

To murder the Judges including a lactating woman

Were picked from her secured, luxuriant dining table

By kinsmen murderers happily recruited by her husband

She has forgotten all the murdered Kyeremeh Djans

Their Social DEMOCRAZY only buys Nsawam Cannery

Their Social DEMOCRAZY would be unaccountable

For all the loans contracted by the Jezebled 31st December

PART 4: KONADU, ALLOW MILLS TO SEIZE TOILETS

Konadu tell us what you want in spite of your stolen wealth

Tell us what you want from impoverished Ghanaian masses

Tell us what you want from your anonymous kind friends

Your husband stole twenty years of our watershed history

To brutalize us like trokosi dependants of Anloga shrines

So leave Mills alone to enslave us until the chosen 2012

We can live with Mills’ seizing of toilets, cars, cars, diapers

At least Mills has not killed any judge or a Yeye Boy

Mills has not imposed a national curfew on when to sleep

Mills has not collected 50-Cedi notes or seized any assets

Mills has not used human excreta bombs to silence us

Yes, Mills has seized cars, cars, cars - his best policy

Mills has seized public toilets, toilets - his major policy

Mills has asked Ayariga to steal five additional tractors

Yes, Mills has abandoned Fante dokono, ampesi, fufu

In favor of full-time co-op akpele dinners in the Castle

With tuwe safi as deserts atop KONOM-TEA tea

Yes, Mills is asking whether he is the chosen President

PART 5: YOUR RE-DELUSION IS LONG DEAD

Konadu you and your predator husband should shut up

Should leave Mills alone to seize toilets, cars, diapers

Your husband ruled for 20 brutal predatory years

He hounded his real and imagined critics out of Ghana

He killed and imprisoned some of his critics in the dark

Snail-like Mills has not murdered his critics in daylight

Mills won’t make way for Satan’s second coming

Mills is making signal contributions by seizing toilets

2012 will signify how Mills politicized excrement

2012 will show how the NDC politicized toilets

Then Ghanaians will ask you, Konadu, to sniff it all

**Akadu N. Mensema is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained oral

historian cum sociologist and a Professor in the USA: she lives in

Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a

college in Maryland. She writes what critics have called “populist

hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at akadumensema@yahoo.com