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NDC’s 39-Page Achievements: The Epic of “Konongo Kaya”

Sat, 11 Dec 2010 Source: Mensema, Akadu N.

*By Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema, Ph. D.

“A deputy Minister of Information, Samuel Okudzeto Ablakwa told Citi News that

the NPP is trying frantic efforts to discredit a book published on the

achievements of President Mills. The NDC administration has released a 39 page

book entitled Better Ghana Agenda which contains the list of 50 achievements by

the NDC government since they took over power in January, 2009” (Ghanaweb,

December 9, 2010).

Demonized as greedy bastards

Howled at as who born dogs

Mourning Atta the mortuary man

Pulling Atta the Snail by the leash

Weakling Atta Konongo Kaya

Atta Mills has had it all archived

Achievements in celebrated failures

The 39-page book on Mills

A catalogue of planned failures

Hmm! Simpa Atta’s achievements

MILLS’ 39-page ACHIEVEMENTS

In a muddled order of importance

As chaotic as the Mills regime

PAGE 1: Mills didn’t see 2009/10

Mills will be blinded in 2011/12

PAGE 2: John Mahama is outraged

Like a Paga crocodile in a cruel trap

Trapped by the Mills-Mahama regime

PAGE 3: Tree-schools in the North

Ayariga/Bagbin tractor-ing more trees

PAGE 4: All flowery jobs go to Ewes

PAGE 5: All stem jobs go to “Northerners”

PAGE 6: Akans have been de-rooted

Asantehene thanks for querying this

PAGE 7: NDC bought Kwesi Pratt’s legs

Pratt will never go on anti-NDC protests

PAGE 8: Konadu bares it all in fire

Valentine’s Day presidential hopeful

PAGE 9: Thanks to the blinding of Mills

Now we can see how JJ killed Prez Liman

Fire-ing the art of political demonization

PAGE 10: Mills-embossed cups for pupils

We don’t know what or who Mills is

PAGE 11: Mills ignores the Presidency

He mangled the swearing-in oath

PAGE 12: Mils prophesied Ecomini

Okom [hunger] is here to stay

PAGE 13: Konom-tea-induced stupor

Committees determine Mills’ life

PAGE 14: Car-l Wilson’s Cars

Car-seizing is patented by Mills

PAGE 15: State tractors up North

Ayariga and Bagbin paddle all

PAGE 16: Muntaka pampers it

PAGE 17: NDC’s 1.5 million jobs

Jobs that make Ghanaians jobless

PAGE 18: JJ burnt Royal Ridge

NDC renovated Konadu’s nest

PAGE 19: NDC youth-ing toilets

Seizing, smelling, snorting toilet

PAGE 20: Castle-ing slave Mills

PAGE 21: Jubilee House Mortuary

JJ has kept Atta Mortuary there

PAGE 22: Konadu-ed Nsawam Cannery

PAGE 23: NDC cat-TING of judges

Killing judges like stolen cats

PAGE 24: Kumasi has NKURASEFO

PAGE 25: NDC-ed Akuapem chiefs

Have found a way with wealth

PAGE 26: Fante dokono chiefs

Now fight over Mills’ left-over tea

PAGE 27: Conned “Western” chiefs

Now drink oil like dry watersheds

PAGE 28: Rapist Stan Dogbe

Masquerades as Mills’ aide

PAGE 29: NDC in-fighting TV series

Orgasmic political payless viewing

PAGE 30: Collateralization of Ghana

In an empty Chinese-made bowl

PAGE 31: Oil boom under NDC

Oil doom under NDC’s quagmire

PAGE 32: NDC youth in foot-rampage

NDC elites in car/tractor-rampage

Page 33: Free Tsikata Movement

Ghana’s oil monster is free again

PAGE 34: Mills flies away in shame

Flies in NDC-critiqued NPP jet

PAGE 35: Mills mills TB Joshua

TB-ing becomes a national disease

PAGE 36: Amina is raped by all

Mired in NDC’s incompetence

PAGE 37: Roads are lakes of death

PAGE 38: Hospitals are death-traps

PAGE 39: Mills has survived it all

In the Castle Mills goes around

“Good morning, I am Atta Mills”

Hollow achievements in 2009/10

Shallow achievements in 2011/12

Oh! Atta Simpa Adze Pa Wo Ofie

In the lure of hectic incompetence

Cascading to a precipice of decay

Demonized as greedy bastards

Howled at as who born dogs

Mourning Atta the mortuary man

Pulling Atta the Snail by the leash

Weakling Atta Konongo Kaya

Atta Mills has had it all archived

Achievements in celebrated failures

*Akadu N. Mensema, Ph. D., is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained

oral historian cum sociologist and Professor in the USA. She lives in

Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a college

in Maryland. In her pastime, she writes what critics have called “populist

hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at akadumensema@yahoo.com

Columnist: Mensema, Akadu N.