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Reminder! Mahama must appoint Akans/Asantes

Thu, 16 Jan 2014 Source: Mensema, Akadu Ntiriwa

*By Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema

“A former Minister for Employment and Social Welfare, Moses Asaga has been appointed the new Chief Executive Officer of the National Petroleum Authority (NPA). Moses Asaga is currently the chairman of the technical committee of the Public Utilities Regulatory Commission (PURC). He takes over from Alex Mould who has now been appointed the Chief Executive of the Ghana National Petroleum Corporation - GNPC” (Ghanaweb September 26, 2013).

“Alhaji Abdulai Yakubu, Chief Director of the Ministry of Youth and Sports referred to a contract signed on 23rd July, 2012, between the Ministry of Youth and Sports and NYEP now GYEEDA, on one hand, and RLG Communications on the other hand for the provision of services under RLG communications Module of the Agency” (Ghanaweb January 14, 2014).

“Tribalism”

“Tribalizing” our polity

Our untreated trauma

Our archives of pain

Our narratives of victimhood

Our memories of exclusion

Oh this “tribalism”

Time for Akans to sit up

Time for Gas to sit up

Ah! Well Ewes have sat up

Mahama has ignored them

Time for Guans to sit up

Time for all nationalists to sit up

Sit it up and say Mahama enough is enough

Enough of Northerners all over the place

Mahama is the worst tribalist

He sees only the North

Has only appointed “Northerners”

His new season of anomic politics

The apologists say the North is not homogenous

Akans are also not homogenous

Yes, we know it all

Mahama knows it too

But Mahama said Northerners vote for me

Vote me because I am a fellow Northerner

Imagine Akufo Addo telling Akans

Akanfo Akanfo eh! Vote for me because I am an Akan

On that day, the Volta would have flowed northwards

We are in the worst season of tribal politics

Apologists would say JJ did it

Apologists would say Kufour did it

Apologists would say Mills did it

Nope Simpa Atta was a surrogate

Of Adze pa wo fie

All did it

So Mahama must also do it

Mahama should appoint only Northerners

Ah! Northerners flying all over the place

Like the missing akomfem

Northerners left

Northerners right

Northerners front

Northerners back

Yes it is time to scream against tribalism

Speak up against “tribalism”

Speak truth to “tribalist” power

President John Mahama

Foams about inclusion

Like Korle Lagoon frogs

Talks about inclusion

Sings about inclusion

Coughs about inclusion

Whines about inclusion

Like Korle Lagoon frogs

His inclusion has become exclusion

Like the vanishing akomfem

His inclusion

Is including only Northerners

Is excluding only Akans

Excluding Asantes especially

John Mahama is a tribalist

The tribalist bar none

Turns left

Turns right

Looks upfront

Looks backwards

He finds his Northerners

His Northerners are everywhere

Up and running

Running Ghana

Running after tractors

Running after akomfem

Running after dry-season tree planting

Running the courts

Ah! SADA

Tree-planting in dry season

Rearing akomfem in flight

Meanwhile Tamale

Bolga

Yendi

Salaga are in ruins

Peopled by menopausal women

Called witches in witches camps

“Tribalism”

“Tribalizing” our polity

Our untreated trauma

Our archives of pain

Our narratives of victimhood

Our memories of exclusion

Of falsehoods and obfuscations

Of seductive narratives of power

Of pimping apologists of apologia

Brimming with provincial hubris

Brandishing pathologies of hypocrisy

Guided by “tribalism” rather than nationalism

Guided by short-term gains

Ah! Immediate gratification

Ah! Putative hegemonic power

Preposterous “tribalistic” victory laps

**AKADU Ntiriwa Mensema, Ph. D., is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained oral historian cum sociologist and Professor in the USA. She lives in Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a college in Maryland. In her pastime, she writes what critics have called “populist hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at akadumensema@yahoo.com. Her poems and essays on Ghanaweb and elsewhere must not be reproduced in full or in part for any academic or scholarly work without her written permission.

Columnist: Mensema, Akadu Ntiriwa