The Serial Liar

I am sure that Kwamena “Serial Liar” Bartels, must be happy that his unenvious title of being a celebrated serial liar has been taken away from him.

O yes, Bartels, who has succeeded in keeping a low profile after leaving office and after his narcotics peddlers party lost power, must be a very happy man because the “serial lair” albatross that he hung around his neck has been removed by Osei Kyei Mensah Bonsu.

Osei Kyei Mensah Bonsu, the man who speaks big English but makes no sense with his malapropism, has been caught pants down for being a notorious serial liar.

Osei Kyei Mensah Bonsu, is now the NPP’s number one unintelligent serial liar and as for me Nana Biakoey, I will now refer to him as “Ntrohene”.

In his usual, bellicose, whimsical and capricious lying ways, Ntrohene held one of his senseless press conferences last week and told a load of lies.

One of the lies he told, is that, heavily armed security personnel stormed the home of a certain George Owusu and stripped him naked in the presence of his family members.

According to the serial lying Ntrohene, theNDC Government is making investors run away from Ghana because the Government is in the business of stripping investors naked.

Hardly had Ntrohene finished lying, and the said George Owusu came out to say that nobody has stripped him naked in the presence of his family.

Yes, George Owusu has stated categorically that nobody has stripped him naked.

Osei Kyei MensahBonsu; “Onyame e hu wu oooo!!!” According to George Owusu, the security personnel acted professionally and did not harass him one bit. So where did Ntrohene get his stupidly reckless story from? This bellicose, whimsical and capricious character, where did he get that stupid story from?

I would not be surprised if Ntrohene was high on a mixture of wee and cocaine at the time he was blurting out his stupid lies.

O yes, the man is a key member of the narcotics peddlers party and so I will not be surprised that he is also in the business of sniffing cocaine and smoking wee.

These lying morons have decided that they will constantly put out lots of lies hoping that Ghanaians will swallow hook, line and sinker such hogwash. In 2000, the NPP packaged lies and sold them to Ghanaians as their campaign message and somehow they got the mandate to govern.

For eight years, the NPP continued to churn out lies and unfortunately for them, Ghanaians saw through their lies and voted them out of power. Instead of the NPP learning lessons and finding better ways to package its messages, the party is still moving on the lying tangent thinking that it can throw dust into the eyes of the electorate.

God is not asleep and so as things stand now, every Ghanaian knows that Osei Kyei Mensah Bonsu is a notorious serial lair who lies without thinking. Yes, Osei Kyei Mensah Bonsu is a bellicose, capricious and whimsical serial liar who speaks without applying his brains – that is if he has any brains at all.

Now that Osei Kyei Mensah has stripped himself naked, I can rest assured knowing that no serious mind will pay any attention to him. And we are using the taxpayers money to take care of this bellicose, capricious and whimsical serial liar? Ah! Ah! Ah!

Osei Kyei Mensah Bonsu is now known and called Nanatrohene I and he must be referred to as such.

Osei Kyei Mensah Bonsu, shame on you!!! “Enimguase, Akwaaba!!!”. Nana Biakoye