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Tyranny of JJ’s 2012 NDC: Mosquito Meets “THE Dr.”

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 Source: Mensema, Akadu Ntiriwa

*By Akadu N. Mensema Ph. D.; Post-Grad. Dipl.

“… of insinuations Mr. Asiedu Nketiah [General Mosquito] has made against

the founder of the party… Rawlings, and… Konadu Rawlings. These seem to be

making him [Asiedu] unpopular among party members…” (Ghanaweb Jan, 9 2010)

I. THE ENCOUNTER

Mosquito met with Dr.Not-Dr.Spew

At JJ Jejeti’s politricks of Tyranny Club

Where JJ Jejeti preaches to his followers

The grand philosophy of one thief one toilet

But all have agreed to seize 15 toilets each

And where JJ Jejeti acts out his mindset

Strutting about that he alone is fit to rule

But he sadly squandered a 20-year reign

Now would not leave Mills alone to rule

Coward Ghanaian men like to be ruled

Those reaping from JJ Jejetism anarchy

Yes, unspeaking cowardly men watch

Like fat lizards on the walls of Hotel 4-K4

By wringing their alas fingers at JJ Jejeti

At JJ Jejeti’s one-man Ridge gory show

Our hero who has all the answers

But keeps barking at his own questions

II. THE FATEFUL INCIDENT

Mosquito bit JJ Jejeti’s politrick bellyful

Dr.Not-Dr. diagnosed the daring bite

Diagnosing Mosquito’s spirited folly

Of biting JJ Jejeti’s politrick bellyful

So Mosquito trumpeted anti-JJ noises

In the ears of sleeping coward men

III. VOICE OF MOSQUITO

Mosquito whined at Dr.Not-Dr.

Saying that you know him, Koku

Said that you are not a Dr. at all

IV. VOICE OF DR.NOT-DR.

Dr. Not-Dr. smiled and said what

You look like a Chokor mosquito

But you are not as thin as a mosquito

You are fattened like an NDC pig

Bellyfull with NDCed stolen money

V. VOICE OF MOSQUITO

Ha ha haa, Mosquito replied

Dr.Not-Dr. we are all fat crooks

Yes, all Ghanaian politrickians

D-D-T, NDC, NPP, CPP, DDT

Except that I keep my fat inside

I don’t show my fatness on my belly

Like the growing bellyful of JJ Jejeti

Neither is it cheeky-ful like yours

Nor am I gravying all over JJ Jejeti

Building temples of currying favor

Currying favor with JJ Jejeti by 2012

For the 2012 national elections

VI. VOICE OF DR.NOT-DR.

Dr.Not-Dr. screamed

But JJ Jejeti made you

What you are today

Madam NSAWAM CANNERY

You see even said so too to all

VII. VOICE OF MOSQUITO

Mosquito laughed aloud and said

Have you ever wondered

Why Madam Nsawam Cannery

Chose the Cannery but not the PRISON

Hey there was Arkaah; there is Mills

There you were in the 2008 trenches

Can’t you see what JJ Jejeti is about

JJ Jejeti played you and Mills in 2008

Mills won but he is now the No 1 enemy

VIII. VOICES ON JJ. JEJETI REALITY

Dr.Not-Dr. said Mosquito you are right

Mosquito replied Dr.Not-Dr., really

And Dr.Not-Dr. nodded and said yes

I want to go the way of JJ Jejeti in 2012

Mosquito smirked and said Dr.Not-Dr.

And Dr.Not-Dr. smiled and said

But let us get serious now for GHANA

JJ Jejeti NEVER GETS ALONG well

Yes, not with anyone since 1979

He is a one-man wrecking crew

Think about JJ Jejeti’s affairs

With Osahene Boakye Gyan

Akata Pore; Zaya Yeebo, Obed Asamoah

Flying Officer Odoi; Kojo Lee

Kojo Tsikata; Fui Tsikata

PV Obeng; ET Mensah; The Ahwois

Courage Quarshiga

Limann; Arkaah; Kufour; not even Mills

You see Forest Mosquito

I swear I agree with you

We all know JJ Jejeti very well

JJ Jejeti is a tyrannical volcano

But I need to go JJ Jejeti’s way in 2012

And that is why I tried to draw your blood

That is why I can’t speak truth to power

*Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained

oral historian cum sociologist and Professor in the USA. She lives in

Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a

college in Maryland. In her pastime, she writes what critics have called

“populist hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at

akadumensema@yahoo.com

Columnist: Mensema, Akadu Ntiriwa