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To My Uncle Tarkwa Atta – A Tribute (8)

Thu, 2 Aug 2012 Source: Okoampa-Ahoofe, Kwame

By Kwame Okoampa-Ahoofe, Jr.

I am trying

extremely hard

to figure out

your unifying legacy,

since the Pope

came out this morning

with a call

for all your

countrymen

and women

to rally around

the grief provoked

by your death…

but we both know

you are not

really dead,

you have just taken

the usual hike

to the other side

of town…

yes,

I have been trying

extremely hard

to find

a piece of

your legacy

from the pronouncements

of the new Shit-Bombers

who have taken over

our block,

the new drug kingpins

your left behind;

other than your

quite admirable decision

not to pursue

the bloody gospel

according to Jato Patapaa,

I don’t know

what else

you preached

and/or practiced

that pointed

in the path

of unity –

you see,

you were

so AWOL

for so long

most of our folks

really believed

your fingers

were smack-dab

behind

this rancid culture

of personal abuse

that widely came

to be linked

with your rule;

some of us

even believed

to rise up

the cabinet rungs

of your rule,

one had to shod

one’s tongue

with the filthiest barb

of verbal turd,

you know

what I mean,

what Kofi Wayo casts

in plain

ghetto-speak as

SHIT…

maybe

this is the legacy

of your national

unification,

the avid observer

of our leadership

does not have to

look very far,

for ours

is a veritable culture

of SHITOCRATS,

foul-mouthing

is our new

national anthem,

and this is no

grand surprise

at all,

after all,

aren’t the Shit-Bombers

back in the saddle

of our

“donkeydom,”

Uncle Atukwei…

Uncle Tee,

your failure and/

or refusal

to fire

cabinet knuckleheads

like Hannah Bissiw

Kobby Acheampong

Tony Aidoo and

namesake

Benyiwa Doe

made it all seem

you relished

such crap,

though your ridding us

of Scarface Edusei

made my day,

made it clear

SHITOCRACY

was the last

ENN-DEE-CEE anthem

on your mind –

then again,

your Wikileaking

ASANTE PROJECT

did not help matters

that much…

7/29/12

Columnist: Okoampa-Ahoofe, Kwame