Kufuor Plans Exit Route

…With fake coup and extermination of opponents

(Palaver) -- The cocaine scandalized Kufuor Administration is planning to stage a fake coup to pave the way for it to massacre its political opponents, in the name of fighting some “dissidents” and their “sponsors”.

Authentic documents retrieved from the Fifth (5th) Infantry Brigade and leaked to some trusted individuals reveal the mode of the plan.

On the surface, the plan appears logical but beneath it, it is diabolical and murderous.

The following piece tells it all;

A group of armed dissidents are to infiltrate into the country. Joined by some local aggrieved ex-service men, the group will then launch “attacks” in some specific places and then rush to Radio Gold in Accra to announce the overthrow of the government.

Of course, the Ghana Armed Forces will then move in to crush the coup and possibly chase the dissidents to their hideout in the city.

Now, with soldiers of the Ghana Armed Forces, running all over the place in search of the attackers, the panic and commotion that will be created will cause incidents of stray bullets hitting some targeted individuals as well as innocent civilian passers by.

To give some credence to the self-staged coup, there will stand-by medical services, rushing the wounded in Ambulances to near by hospitals, thereby creating a war situation.

In the course of the melee, leaflets would be dropped, especially in the Radio Gold area at Larterbiokoshie as well as places like Dansoman, Kaneshie and Mataheko asking residents to stay at home.

Meanwhile the plan is labeled officially as “A Pre-Christmas Exercise”. Your authoritative Ghana Palaver will as from next Tuesday be serializing the whole document for the benefit of our numerous readers. Stay tuned.