Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor.
When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill's wife isn't wearing any underwear.
Later, John goes into the kitchen ... read full comment
Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor.
When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill's wife isn't wearing any underwear.
Later, John goes into the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill's wife follows him and asks, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
John admits that he did.
She says, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."
They decide that John should come to her house around 2 p.m. on Friday while Bill is at work.
On Friday, John arrives at 2 p.m.
He pays Bill's wife $100.
They go to the bedroom, have sex and then John leaves.
When Bill comes home at 6 p.m., he asks his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replies, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Bill asks, "Did he give you $100?"
She thinks, "Oh hell, he knows!" Finally she says, "Well, yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Bill says.
"John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."
THE NORTHERN PATRIOT 7 years ago
I am sure Rosemary must have taken an overdose of cocaine and is not herself. Please contribute something when you become yourself.
I am sure Rosemary must have taken an overdose of cocaine and is not herself. Please contribute something when you become yourself.
insight to the bone 7 years ago
The are some who are still lost and don't understand this election so will elaborate. This is a conflict between the opportunity to create a true democratic state against the insidious ideological based state. Ideological sta ... read full comment
The are some who are still lost and don't understand this election so will elaborate. This is a conflict between the opportunity to create a true democratic state against the insidious ideological based state. Ideological states are authoritarian and deny the true expression of the positive will of the people we saw this in Nazi Germany , communist Soviet Union , North Korea , Islamic Taliban Afghanistan , Green revolution Libya , Baas party Iraq , Syria , communist Yugoslavia, Erdogan's Islamic Turkey and Ceausescu's Romania to name a few. Since they all refused a peaceful transition of power ended up by bringing sorrow, misery and tragedy to their own people primarily. Soviet communists always won 103% of the vote every time there were elections but today can even get 1%. Today in Ghana we see party commissars like Koku , Nketia , Boamah defending a rotten corrupt govt as that is symptomatic of such regimes that they are blind to the atrocities and injustices against their own people . People don't progress based on merit or hard work but are selected by the oligarchy . Nazis Taliban or fake revolutionaries do not see the evil they promote and eventually pay the price themselves in a pool of blood . Erdogan said their rockets are the Mosques now we know he supports Islamic criminal terror yet our govt gave them land to build a replica of Aya Sophia and quietly establish Muslim terror in our country . In ghana we have a mix of and ideological regime with its foundations built on tribalism , hegemony , islamic discrimination and anti Akan hatred so that a neo colonialist state meant to exploit the wealth of the Akans . Some may say we exaggerate but then i ask them have they not noticed that 99% of free thinking independent minded Ghanaians whether in the diaspora or in Ghana are all unified in their opposition to this regime of corruption and terror . Yes kumi preku all die be die because we shall never surrender or be intimidated. To the hypocrite NDC i ask are really ready to take a bullet for Mahama because we are ready to die for our freedom as there can be no peace without justice . No development in a nation divided . The choice is theirs , if they refuse a peaceful transition of power then force will be applied.
Apraku 7 years ago
The trust of Ghanaians has been trampled upon , that's why we going to vote you out tomorrow. VOTE THIS CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OUT TOMORROW.THEY DON'T DERSERVE A THIRD TIME !!!!
The trust of Ghanaians has been trampled upon , that's why we going to vote you out tomorrow. VOTE THIS CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OUT TOMORROW.THEY DON'T DERSERVE A THIRD TIME !!!!
JOHN MAHAMA THE THIEF MAN 7 years ago
NDC THIEVES/NDC LIARS/NDC KILLERS
NDC THIEVES/NDC LIARS/NDC KILLERS
donpierro 7 years ago
Asiedu Nketiah is blind and he will continue to be blind till jesus comes...All these corrupt activities in your government you have done anything..Even woyomes case alone is a big blow to your party.Recently you have awarded ... read full comment
Asiedu Nketiah is blind and he will continue to be blind till jesus comes...All these corrupt activities in your government you have done anything..Even woyomes case alone is a big blow to your party.Recently you have awarded a new contract to the same person woyome..ah what do you take ghanaians for?Mahama lets know who killed Atta mills before you are disgrace,because Amidu has given us the gist of the cause of his dead...shame NDC
The Patriotic Ghanaian 7 years ago
Since Akuffo Addo attempted to be prez, he used naive communicators to destroy the fortunes of the NPP. It hurts to say it but I said it. Too many gaps in your communication strategy. You know Mahama is a communication expert ... read full comment
Since Akuffo Addo attempted to be prez, he used naive communicators to destroy the fortunes of the NPP. It hurts to say it but I said it. Too many gaps in your communication strategy. You know Mahama is a communication expert.You know it. Lies cannot win elections okay. Bad choice for a great Party and we are going to lose again.
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MAME ESI 7 years ago
President John Dramani Mahama’s first term in office has been buffeted by several scandals that have cost Ghana huge sums of money in lost revenue and, in some cases, embarrassed the country.
Here are eight of such scand ... read full comment
President John Dramani Mahama’s first term in office has been buffeted by several scandals that have cost Ghana huge sums of money in lost revenue and, in some cases, embarrassed the country.
Here are eight of such scandals:
1. Bus branding scandal:
Last year, investigations into the branding of 116 Metro Mass Transit Buses involving GH¢3.6million revealed that the company contracted, Smarttys, over-billed the government to the tune of about GH¢1.9million.
The development provoked public outcry, which compelled the Minister of Transport, Dzifa Attivor, to resign in December.
The government subsequently reached an agreement with Smarttys for the company to return GH¢1,548,608.04 to government chest.
2. Mahama ‘Ford Expedition’ gift scandal
A revelation in June 2016 that President John Mahama received a Ford Expedition vehicle estimated to cost $60,000 from a Burkinabe contractor, Djibril Kanazoe, provoked widespread public outrage.
The businessman was said to have won two contracts worth over GH¢100 million after the president took possession of the vehicle.
The development prompted several opposition political parties and civil society organisations to accuse President Mahama of receiving a bribe. He, however, denied any wrongdoing.
3. GYEEDA Scandal
In 2013, Manasseh Azure Awuni, a reporter for Joy FM, conducted an investigation in the operations of GYEEDA and uncovered massive corruption, which led to policy change in the running of the agency.
The government set up a five-member committee to probe the allegations further. The committee’s report largely corroborated Manasseh’s findings and made various recommendations to government. As part of the reforms, parliament passed a law to regulate the operations of GYEEDA, which was later renamed Youth Employment Agency (YEA).
His investigation also led to the cancellation of all GYEEDA contracts with service providers, except the contract with Zoomlion Limited. This saved the nation millions of cedis.
4. SADA Scandal
In 2014, Manasseh Azure Awuni‘s investigation revealed that the Ghana’s Savannah Accelerated Development Authority (SADA) had misappropriated millions of dollars allocated to it.
The investigations showed that SADA paid GH?32,498,000 to ACICL to plant five million trees in the savannah zone, but could only account for about 700,000 trees.
It also found that SADA spent GH¢15 million on guinea fowls, but could only account for a few of the birds.
The revelation prompted President John Mahama to abrogate SADA’s contracts with Asongtaba Cottage Limited, mangers of the multi-million-cedi guinea fowl project.
5. NSS Scandal
In 2014, officials of the Bureau of National Investigations (BNI) uncovered a GH¢7.9 million deep-rooted rot at the National Service Secretariat (NSS).
Investigations showed that the amount represented the allowance paid to 22,612 non-existent service people in more than 100 districts across the country.
Twenty district directors of the NSS were picked up for their alleged roles in the malfeasance.
6. Judicial corruption scandal
An investigation by journalist Anas Aremeyaw Anas in 2015 revealed that about 180 workers in Ghana’s judiciary had been involved in several bribery deals.
Thirty-four judges, comprising 22 lower court judges and 12 High Court judges, along with some court staff, were captured in a video footage extorting bribes from litigants to warp the justice system.
At least 21 circuit court judges and four high court judges were dismissed following the revelations.
7. Brazil 2014 fiasco
Following the failure of the government to pay their $100,000 dollars Brazil 2014 appearance fee on time, players of the Black Stars threatened to boycott Ghana’s last World Cup group game against Portugal.
This compelled the government to send a reported four million dollars in cash on a chartered flight to Brasilia to be disbursed to the team.
The development was the subject of international media coverage, creating huge embarrassment for country.
To add salt to injury, the Black Stars were eliminated for the first time in the group stage at the World Cup.
The government subsequently set up a presidential commission of inquiry to investigate the embarrassing episode.
8. Brochure Gafe
A brochure which was distributed during Ghana's 59th Independence Day celebration at the Black Star Square in March was found to contain several errors.
The brochure, which was characterised by incomprehensible grammatical expressions, poor spellings and a host of other inaccuracies, provoked public outrage.
Among the many mistakes in the brochure was the representation of Kenyan President, Uhuru Kenyatta, as the President of Ghana.
Some of the scandals have implications for the November elections, but President Mahama has attempted to portray them as evidence that his fight against corruption is bearing fruit
Yakubu 7 years ago
Who told u that nonsense ntontom? U went as far as wanting the whole nation to celebrate interchange.thinking we are all fools
Who told u that nonsense ntontom? U went as far as wanting the whole nation to celebrate interchange.thinking we are all fools
Yakubu 7 years ago
This P/NDC nonsense has sat on our country's development for almost half the years after independence and still pointing fingers at other parties. They think we all fools!
This P/NDC nonsense has sat on our country's development for almost half the years after independence and still pointing fingers at other parties. They think we all fools!
Johnson 7 years ago
John Mahama Ghanaians are grateful for all you are doing for us. God bless you. Continue serving us and take us tobour next level. Retire Nana Addo for us so that political violence will stop and we will have our peace foreve ... read full comment
John Mahama Ghanaians are grateful for all you are doing for us. God bless you. Continue serving us and take us tobour next level. Retire Nana Addo for us so that political violence will stop and we will have our peace forever. Thank you.
shakamora 7 years ago
stop fooling asiedu nketia
stop fooling asiedu nketia
Russell 7 years ago
This clown will soon stop spewing shit from his mouth... Thieves with no size.. corrupt government with no size; only NDC people are brainless because they cant think..so go lie to them only... species of headless and brainle ... read full comment
This clown will soon stop spewing shit from his mouth... Thieves with no size.. corrupt government with no size; only NDC people are brainless because they cant think..so go lie to them only... species of headless and brainless beings
kk 7 years ago
Asidu kwasea woman coat u are mad u a fool u did nothing to GH s eh God will punish u n NDC criminals
Asidu kwasea woman coat u are mad u a fool u did nothing to GH s eh God will punish u n NDC criminals
MAN 7 years ago
JM TUAOOOSOOOOOO.
JM TUAOOOSOOOOOO.
MAN 7 years ago
EC AND SECURITY ARREST AHANTI REGIONAL CHAIRMAN WUTUMI EVIL AND HOTEL OWNER.
EC AND SECURITY ARREST AHANTI REGIONAL CHAIRMAN WUTUMI EVIL AND HOTEL OWNER.
nana bisse 7 years ago
How can you betrayed Ghanaians,you promise Ghanaians that you will steal and share their money and you have than that,even woyome gave you money,foolish Secretary.
How can you betrayed Ghanaians,you promise Ghanaians that you will steal and share their money and you have than that,even woyome gave you money,foolish Secretary.
concern 7 years ago
Thieves you even betray the trust of your leader Rawlings
Thieves you even betray the trust of your leader Rawlings
NDC IS A CURSE 7 years ago
ASIEDU NKASEH MAKES NDC STINKY
ASIEDU NKASEH MAKES NDC STINKY
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ABIBA 7 years ago
YOO WE HEAR YOU.SO ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE WILL BE WAR IF NPP WINS OR WHAT.
YOO WE HEAR YOU.SO ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE WILL BE WAR IF NPP WINS OR WHAT.
Abipo 7 years ago
Who else will put their faith in NDC liers. No one NDC went further to give WOYOME another $34M contract Continue deceiving yourself by wearing a ladies coat when on an official meeting World leaders.Continuing fooling yours ... read full comment
Who else will put their faith in NDC liers. No one NDC went further to give WOYOME another $34M contract Continue deceiving yourself by wearing a ladies coat when on an official meeting World leaders.Continuing fooling yourself in thinking that Ghanaians really give you the respect the job role deserves. No and the answer will always be No.
Amega 7 years ago
You haven't done anything wrong? Asiedu Nketia check yourself well. We remember everything.
You haven't done anything wrong? Asiedu Nketia check yourself well. We remember everything.
Paa Nii 7 years ago
FUCKING THIEVES
FUCKING THIEVES
The Alahaji 7 years ago
Your shameful stand on the US elections should put a super glue in your lips. you are a disgrace to GHANA AND N D C.
Your shameful stand on the US elections should put a super glue in your lips. you are a disgrace to GHANA AND N D C.
Akwesi Ampofo 7 years ago
It surprised me when I heard people calling our honorable president a thief and incompetent. I think the only incompetent hear is Akufo Addo who couldn't win anything. And don't forget all his money is the money his dad stol ... read full comment
It surprised me when I heard people calling our honorable president a thief and incompetent. I think the only incompetent hear is Akufo Addo who couldn't win anything. And don't forget all his money is the money his dad stole from ghana. So he is the son of a thief .so he just wants power so that he can thief just like his dad.
Freddy kennis 7 years ago
Asiedu nkatiee,kt Hammond is waiting for you,get ready its your lucky day
Asiedu nkatiee,kt Hammond is waiting for you,get ready its your lucky day
Mr appiah 7 years ago
NDC have lost the elections they should concede defeat
NDC have lost the elections they should concede defeat
A. O. 7 years ago
Asiedu stop that nonsense talk Ghana is not for you bushman like u
Asiedu stop that nonsense talk Ghana is not for you bushman like u
slyster 7 years ago
Just look at his face, just like a fucking mouse. Idiot!!
Just look at his face, just like a fucking mouse. Idiot!!
Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor.
When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill's wife isn't wearing any underwear.
Later, John goes into the kitchen ...
read full comment
I am sure Rosemary must have taken an overdose of cocaine and is not herself. Please contribute something when you become yourself.
The are some who are still lost and don't understand this election so will elaborate. This is a conflict between the opportunity to create a true democratic state against the insidious ideological based state. Ideological sta ...
read full comment
The trust of Ghanaians has been trampled upon , that's why we going to vote you out tomorrow. VOTE THIS CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OUT TOMORROW.THEY DON'T DERSERVE A THIRD TIME !!!!
NDC THIEVES/NDC LIARS/NDC KILLERS
Asiedu Nketiah is blind and he will continue to be blind till jesus comes...All these corrupt activities in your government you have done anything..Even woyomes case alone is a big blow to your party.Recently you have awarded ...
read full comment
Since Akuffo Addo attempted to be prez, he used naive communicators to destroy the fortunes of the NPP. It hurts to say it but I said it. Too many gaps in your communication strategy. You know Mahama is a communication expert ...
read full comment
Do you want the opportunity to join an exclusive travel club allowing you to travel all over the world at discount rates whilst also giving you the opportunity to make very good and grow a business? Be your own boss and live ...
read full comment
President John Dramani Mahama’s first term in office has been buffeted by several scandals that have cost Ghana huge sums of money in lost revenue and, in some cases, embarrassed the country.
Here are eight of such scand ...
read full comment
Who told u that nonsense ntontom? U went as far as wanting the whole nation to celebrate interchange.thinking we are all fools
This P/NDC nonsense has sat on our country's development for almost half the years after independence and still pointing fingers at other parties. They think we all fools!
John Mahama Ghanaians are grateful for all you are doing for us. God bless you. Continue serving us and take us tobour next level. Retire Nana Addo for us so that political violence will stop and we will have our peace foreve ...
read full comment
stop fooling asiedu nketia
This clown will soon stop spewing shit from his mouth... Thieves with no size.. corrupt government with no size; only NDC people are brainless because they cant think..so go lie to them only... species of headless and brainle ...
read full comment
Asidu kwasea woman coat u are mad u a fool u did nothing to GH s eh God will punish u n NDC criminals
JM TUAOOOSOOOOOO.
EC AND SECURITY ARREST AHANTI REGIONAL CHAIRMAN WUTUMI EVIL AND HOTEL OWNER.
How can you betrayed Ghanaians,you promise Ghanaians that you will steal and share their money and you have than that,even woyome gave you money,foolish Secretary.
Thieves you even betray the trust of your leader Rawlings
ASIEDU NKASEH MAKES NDC STINKY
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read full comment
YOO WE HEAR YOU.SO ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE WILL BE WAR IF NPP WINS OR WHAT.
Who else will put their faith in NDC liers. No one NDC went further to give WOYOME another $34M contract Continue deceiving yourself by wearing a ladies coat when on an official meeting World leaders.Continuing fooling yours ...
read full comment
You haven't done anything wrong? Asiedu Nketia check yourself well. We remember everything.
FUCKING THIEVES
Your shameful stand on the US elections should put a super glue in your lips. you are a disgrace to GHANA AND N D C.
It surprised me when I heard people calling our honorable president a thief and incompetent. I think the only incompetent hear is Akufo Addo who couldn't win anything. And don't forget all his money is the money his dad stol ...
read full comment
Asiedu nkatiee,kt Hammond is waiting for you,get ready its your lucky day
NDC have lost the elections they should concede defeat
Asiedu stop that nonsense talk Ghana is not for you bushman like u
Just look at his face, just like a fucking mouse. Idiot!!