For the love of football

Yea yea I know..I havent been good...Just too many people have missed me,I couldnt take the pain anymore.So instead of typing out this memo that my boss just gave me,here I am,sending out a distress call to my numerous(*yeah rite*)adoring fans.HEEEELLLPPPP!!!

Its been how long, 3 months since the begining of the season and boy i must say we've just gone ballistic.Everywhere you turn,there is more than a storm in a tea cup brewing.The premier league is simply,is simply,is just...well that sholud tell you.Don't worry I am here now,we will delve into all that.The Spanish league toes the same line,even this time,my not so favourite Italian league has been giving me something to talk about.Honestly, I wouldnt know where to start even if I wanted to.(sighing)Mehn we are truely blessed.

Just like asamoah gyan,who abandoned the much competitive english premier league to go earn some loose cash in the Gulf.Me being me, I would have done the same in a heart beat. I wouldnt think twice.But I have to be all analytical like the rest of you lot so i go like asamoah should have put his career first blah blah.Give him a break,dude's old.He needs to think about his kids,his brother's kids,his aunties and uncles' kids,granddad's kids.what??? i was on a row here.KP Boateng got me thinking,man,we still have some really dunb people out there.I am not the least bothered by his decision to quit, but the excuse for quitting is as lousy as my class 6 'our day' shadda.

Frankly,my 9 year old niece could have come up with a better excuse.Whatever be the case he's gone and we just replaced him with another,SCHLUPP,yea Schlupp! More like a 'Schlupp' in KP's face. i know one thing for sure though, Ghanaian ladies will not be amused one bit.Anyways I was in Manchester last weekend,folks are saying,25 years being United, maybe its time to be a CITY!??!