*By Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema, Ph. D.
“In a related development, the embattled NDC financier has threatened to haul Mr Baako, New Patriotic Party head of Communications, Nana Akomea, and Samson Lardy Ayenini, host of Newsfile, to court for making disparaging remarks about him (Woyome). Lawyers of Woyome sent a text message to Mr Ayenini whiles the program was on-going about the legal threat. The message read: “We have been instructed by our client to send yourself, Kweku Baako and Akomea to court [this] coming week for the false claims that my client has conspired to dupe Ghana-Lawyers of Woyome.” (Ghanaweb Jan 7, 2012)
Togbe Woyome
The Pastor says give all to God
Tell the pastor I will sue God
Togbe Woyome
Ghanaians are discussing your case
Tell them I will sue them
Togbe Woyome
You are the NDC’s financier
Tell the financier will sue him
Togbe Woyome
Your mother is after your interest
Tell her I will sue her
Togbe Woyome
Your father is worried about you
Tell him I will sue him
Togbe Woyome
Betty Mould sends her you greetings
Tell her I will sue her
Togbe Woyome
Prez Mills supports you
Tell him I will sue him
Togbe Woyome
Sebefia said you are not a thief
Tell him I will sue him
Togbe Woyome
Volta youths support you
Tell them I will sue them
Togbe Woyome
The GBC carried your case
Tell them I will sue them
Togbe Woyome
AG is reexamining the case
Tell them I will sue
Togbe Woyome
Street kids are discussing your case
Tell them I will sue them
Togbe Woyome
Your wife said the food is ready
Tell her I will sue
Togbe Woyome
Minister of Finance issued the check
Tell them I will sue him
Togbe Woyome
The Bank has paid the money
Tell them I will sue them
Togbe Woyome
The NDC chiefs support you
Tell them I will sue them
Togbe Woyome
The NDC foot-soldiers support you
Tell them I will sue them
Togbe Woyome
The Pastor says give all to God
Tell the pastor I will sue God
*Akadu N. Mensema, Ph. D., is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained oral historian cum sociologist and Professor in the USA. She lives in Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a college in Maryland. In her pastime, she writes what critics have called “populist hyperbolic, satirical” poetry. She can be reached at akadumensema@yahoo.com