The Elephant Must Have Its Day In Court

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• YEA 13 years ago

  IT IS ALL OVER

  IT IS ALL OVER

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• KOLA ,LONDON PROPER 13 years ago

  A Fire Outbreak has been reported in Hell, the NPP Headquarters, as according to credible sources, the sponsors of Nana Akuffo Addo are said to have gone mad, crazy and are demanding their investment in cash from an ultimatum ...
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  A Fire Outbreak has been reported in Hell, the NPP Headquarters, as according to credible sources, the sponsors of Nana Akuffo Addo are said to have gone mad, crazy and are demanding their investment in cash from an ultimatum served for a 24hr demand.
  
  According to one of the sponsors, he remortgaged his house and invested the proceeds in Nana Akuffo Addo from assurances that he would get double of such amount as Nana was going to win the elections 'all die be die', 'Santyn' like that.
  
  Other sponsors are said to be eye-red or to put it more precisely, 'Iray' to the extent that hardly can Nana Addo's BP settle to normal from the enormous and Gargantuan pressures mounted on him,thus the petition served at the SC for a chance to share the power.
  
  Ladies and Gentlemen, if for your eyes only, get close to the NPP arena to see what is going on, Hell is burning paaaaa!!!

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• gyemann 13 years ago

  IT HAS BEEN BURNED BY NPPIANS

  IT HAS BEEN BURNED BY NPPIANS

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• KATH 13 years ago

  They are all in intensive care on live supporting machine.

  They are all in intensive care on live supporting machine.

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• Kojo T 13 years ago

  NDC has never accussed the Electoral Commissioner it is the NPP

  NDC has never accussed the Electoral Commissioner it is the NPP

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• PINKBLUE 13 years ago

  NPP ARE SORE LOSERS

  NPP ARE SORE LOSERS

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• Princewilly@Ymail.com 13 years ago

  Used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere. Not too many people came to the bar, so he was trying to think of a good gimmick to get people to come. It so happened he was watching T.V. at the time and the pa ...
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  Used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere. Not too many people came to the bar, so he was trying to think of a good gimmick to get people to come. It so happened he was watching T.V. at the time and the parade for the circus was on. As the elephants went by he remembered reading somewhere that elephants don't laugh.
  He went down to the circus and inquired about buying an elephant. It just so happen that there was an elderly elephant bull that the circus was planning to retire. After agreeing on a price, the man bought the elephant.
  Back at the bar the man put a large jar on the bar with a sign reading: "Make the elephant laugh, 5.00 Cedis a shot, win 5,000 Cedis."
  Well, a lot of people thought they could make the elephant laugh, and soon the jar was almost full.
  Then one night a man walked in and said to the bar owner, "I hear you will give any one who can make the elephant laugh 5,000 Cedis."
  "Yeah, he's out back"
  After about five minutes tremendous, deep, thundering laughter could be heard coming from behind the bar. Every one in the bar raced back to see what was going on. When they got there the elephant was LAUGHING!!! The man could not believe his eyes. But, a bet was a bet after all and he paid the stranger who had made the elephant laugh.
  A few weeks later and the elephant was still laughing. The bar owner could not stand it any more so he put a sign on the bar reading:
  "Make the elephant cry, 5.00 Cedis a shot, win 5,000 Cedis."
  Again, a lot of people tried and tried, but they could not get the elephant to stop laughing. Finally the man who had gotten the elephant to laugh in the first place walked in. Upon seeing the sign, he inquired if anybody had had any luck in stopping the elephant from laughing. Seeings as no one had, he once more went back behind the bar to see the elephant.
  In less than a minute a wail of grief cascaded over the bar. All the patrons ran out to see what was up. The elephant had huge tears running down its cheeks. Once again a bet was a bet and the bar owner paid the man. Before the man could leave, the bar owner asked how he had gotten the elephant to laugh and then to cry.
  "Easy." said the man, "When I first went back there I told him my dick was bigger than his. And now I just proved it by shoeing it to him"
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• Paul Amuna 13 years ago

  Princewilly, for once, I don't find your jokes funny although I get the drift of out riddle. Circus? In Ghana? Why use the Cedi in your joke to spoil the fun?

  Princewilly, for once, I don't find your jokes funny although I get the drift of out riddle. Circus? In Ghana? Why use the Cedi in your joke to spoil the fun?

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• Princewilly@Ymail.com 13 years ago

  I will use rubble's,dollars or pounds.
  Thank you very much.

  I will use rubble's,dollars or pounds.
  Thank you very much.

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• Paul Amuna 13 years ago

  Jedd, don't you think your admonition is rather late? And y the way, it is the NPP which has questioned Dr Gyan and the EC's integrity not the NDC. Your article is rather confusing and lacks significant weight, I am sorry.

  Jedd, don't you think your admonition is rather late? And y the way, it is the NPP which has questioned Dr Gyan and the EC's integrity not the NDC. Your article is rather confusing and lacks significant weight, I am sorry.

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• Kofi Sarpong, Peckham, London 13 years ago

  Thanks Abigail, it behoves all of us to use this as the acid test to make our electoral processes foolproof. Personally, I pray that the outcome of this court case will put to bed the allegations of rigging that characterise ...
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  Thanks Abigail, it behoves all of us to use this as the acid test to make our electoral processes foolproof. Personally, I pray that the outcome of this court case will put to bed the allegations of rigging that characterise every elections. Also the supposed use of incumbency to push aside the will of the People of Ghana.
  
  I do not it matters much who wins power, as long as they have the political will and genuine interest in initiating policies that will better the lot of Ghanaians. Not just the talk about school buildings, roads and other infrastructure. Real issues such as young women before 'forced' to sleep with men before they land jobs they are qualified and have the competencies for, our security agencies always being compromised in favour of the government in power, enormous waste in our civil service and other institutions, state employees knowing why the state employs them, making our laws work, doing away with the begging culture that makes a mockery of our legal system, seeing ourselves as Ghanaians not Asante,Brong,Ewe etc. Anything short, and we will continue to chase our tails till Thy Kingdom Come. We just need a serious re-orientation of the mindset of all Ghanaians, both literate and illiterate, but even more so in the case of the former. We are living very dangerously in the present circumstances.

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• Kofi Sarpong, Peckham, London 13 years ago

  Sorry about the minor typo errors, was rushing. Hope you still get my drift.

  Sorry about the minor typo errors, was rushing. Hope you still get my drift.

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• KATH 13 years ago

  You look like cockny reject, sorry for you.

  You look like cockny reject, sorry for you.

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• mRNA + tRNA 13 years ago

  What influential statesmen like Mr Agyekum Kuffour and Ft. Lt. Jerry John Rawlings adding their voice to the call for verification? Are these people you call infuential omnipresent? Were they everywhere to watch as the voting ...
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  What influential statesmen like Mr Agyekum Kuffour and Ft. Lt. Jerry John Rawlings adding their voice to the call for verification? Are these people you call infuential omnipresent? Were they everywhere to watch as the voting went on in the 26,000 pooling stations? What about giving credence to the thousands of other international observers who pronounced the just ended election the most free, fair and independent ever had been in Ghana? NPP is still in a state of shock! ONE TOUCH!!!!!!! NPP will lose the second time in court!!!! The big defeat!!!!

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• Whatever 13 years ago

  Funny to see that this feature article has a producer behind the writer. That said, I think a president sworn in by a Chief Justice and before plaiament cannot be disqualified by any court order because it's unsupportable und ...
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  Funny to see that this feature article has a producer behind the writer. That said, I think a president sworn in by a Chief Justice and before plaiament cannot be disqualified by any court order because it's unsupportable under our laws. In any case NPP claims are frivolous and lacks merit and the courts will likely to throw it away quickly.

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