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It’s a shame a ‘competent’ Otabil could not save Capital Bank – Kumchacha

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Comment: OTABIL IS LIKE THE EVANGELICAL PREACHER

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PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM
Date:
2017-08-17 02:51:30
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It’s a shame a ‘competent’ Otabil could not

Three religious leaders of the community, a priest, a rabbi, and an evangelical preacher are sitting around talking about how they run their finances.
The priest says, "At the end of the week, I make a line on the floor. Then I take all of the money out of the donation box, throw it in the air, and what lands on the left is for God and the church, and what lands on the right is for me."
The rabbi says, "I do something similar. At the end of the week, I draw a big circle on the floor. I throw the donation money into the air, and whatever lands in the circle is for God and the temple and whatever lands outside the circle is for me"
The evangelical preacher perks up with his thick southern drawl, "I do something similar too. At the end of the week, I throw all of the donation money into the air." With a smile: "Whatever God catches, he keeps".

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PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM on Aug 17, 2017 02:51
OTABIL IS LIKE THE EVANGELICAL PREACHER