Gabby Turns Election Pollster

…after failing to bribe Ben Ephson to

cook up polls to favour Akufo-Addo


…First polls out on last Friday


…but he credits fake polls to Ephson to


dent his image for refusing to accept his bribe





By


Cletus Abaare





Gabby


Otchere Darko, the nephew of the New patriotic Party (NPP) flagbearer and the


Danquah Institute (DI) driver whom out of embarrassment after subjecting a


shy-looking Minister of State into an insulting spree told the Ghanaian public


that he was no longer going to participate in politics, only lied flatly.


As the elections are around the corner


and severe defeat staring at his party once again, he has bounced back with his


diabolical activities to play down the ruling NDC party and to project his


tainted flagbearer of the NPP. Believe it or not, the DI Boss is now an


election Pollster.





Remember barely a year back, Ghana’s renowned

pollster, Ben Ephson Jnr., confessed to wikileaks that the evil-minded Nephew


of Akufo-Addo had attempted to bribe him with money to cook up polls to favour


the NPP lost presidential candidate in the 2008 general elections.


Our intelligence have now pick up


laughable reports from credible sources around the man called Gabby Otchere


Darko, that he has finally turn himself to an election pollster with other


seven (7) NPP communication team members to do the job Ben Ephson turndown in 2008


to protect his hard earned reputation.





Among of his members, according to the


report, who are doing all it takes to promote their flagbearer who is reported


to have incurred the wrath of former president Kufuor, Alan Kwadwo Kyeremanten,


his former contender and other top NPP gurus include Nana Akomea, Sammy Awuku,


John Abu Jinapor, Anthony Karbo, the low thinking propagandists of the NPP.


“It is one of the key goals set aside by


Gabby and his cohorts to cause confusion in the minds of the Ghanaian


electorate that Akufo-Addo, despite the allegations of drugs consumer and other


shameful things that are over the years being albatross around the neck of the


flagbearer; he still has the chance of securing more votes and becoming the


President of Ghana.

“In a personal chat with Gabby, he said


he is bent on doing anything to project his Uncle to break through the oars of


the numerous accusations against the persona of the NPP flagbearer and his


unappealing nature to taste political power before he retires his politics of


desperado. He also lamented the manner in which Ben Ephson disgraced him when


he attempted to bribe him during the 2008 presidential elections to turn the


polls in favour of Akufo-Addo”, the Nephew to NPP flagbearer close associate


told the Crystal Clear Lens exclusively.





On last Friday, 21 June 23, 2012 Gabby


and his team decided to test the public with their cooked up polls and tagged


it Ben Ephson’s name which had President


John Evans Atta Mills trailing flagbearer of the New Patriotic Party (NPP),


Nana Akufo-Addo, by more than 5% of respondents sampled.


His New Statesman newspaper which is


being sponsored by his Uncle published a palpable falsehood that the ruling


party, NDC commissioned Mr. Ephson to conduct an “independent” opinion poll in


April on the chances of President Mills ahead of the 2012 election which have


met a public outcry.

According to the publication, Ben


Ephson’s poll, killed the morale of the top functionaries of the NDC as the


results made for grim reading. The newspaper claimed results of Ben Ephson’s


poll indicated that Nana Addo obtained 50.05%., whiles President Mills received


44.40%.





"The regional breakdown of Ben


Ephson’s polls is as follows: Ashanti-79.8% for Nana Akufo-Addo, 19.1% for


Mills; Brong Ahafo - 55 .7% for Nana, 40.4% for Mills; Central Region – Nana


Addo, 59.8, with 39.4 for Mills; Eastern - 68.9% for Nana Addo, 31.4% for


Mills; Greater Accra -48.2% for Nana Addo, 46.9% for Mills; Northern - 51.3%


for Nana Addo, 44.5% for Mills; Upper East - 39.8% for Nana Addo, 60.1% for


Mills; Upper West - 40.4% for Nana Addo, 52.1% for Mills; Volta - 18.9% for


Nana Addo, 74.9% for Mills; Western - 52.8% for Nana Addo, 41.5% for


Mills," the newspaper reported.





But Mr. Ephson, who is also the


Editor-in-Chief of the Daily Dispatch Newspaper, in a sharp reaction to the


fallacy to protect his integrity told the NPP and brainmasters of the fake


polls that the act was disgraceful and they were only tickling themselves to

laugh off the severe defeat staring at their face ahead of the December


elections.





According to him, he always makes public


the findings of every survey he conducts, and thus described the report as


baseless and unmeritorious. He urged the NPP to continue tickling themselves as


they did prior to the 2008 general elections.





"It is never true that I’ve


conducted any such polls...They (NPP) should go ahead and lie to


themselves...These are some of the things they did to Akufo-Addo in 2008 making


him believe the election was a done deal...in the long run...the party was


defeated...listen, if your mum is dead and you lie about it that she is fast


asleep, after three days the stench from the decomposed body will show that you


lied," Ben Ephson proverbially said.





Stay tuned for how Gabby initiated


Mills’ Death rumours