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Opinions Sat, 17 Sep 2011

Gabby’s Lamentations; “Na Who Cause Am?”

Poor Gabby Asare-Otchere Darko; he has finally woken up to the realisation that his cousin; Nana Akufo-Addo Addo Danquah, the Flagbearer of the NPP, will NEVER become President of Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana.

Rather late in the day; Gabby has woken up from his state of denial to accept the fact that his “haram” story in the Statesman a couple of years ago about the Prophet Moses being a wee smoker to justify Akufo-Addo’s strong addiction to wee, is not enough reason why Ghanaians would make a monumental mistake and allow a “celebrated junkie” like Akufo-Addo to become President of Kwame Nkrumah’s Ghana. “Torfiakwa!!!”

Unable to continue to hold back his frustration, Gabby has launched an attack on the “intellectuals” within the NPP for allowing the Wikileaks Cables to drown Akufo-Addo’s listless so-called policy statement which he delivered on the day of Eid-ul-Fitr to abuse the sacred Moslem Holy Day.

Gabby has finally woken up from his state of apoplexy and has realised that the NDC is not the cause of the NPP’s woes.

It is rather the NPP which is the cause of its own woes.

When a party decides, against all proper thinking, to elect a flagbearer who wakes up with a heavy cloud of wee smoke hanging over his head, the party should be prepared to follow the junkie flagbearer into political oblivion.

Finally, Gabby has decided to look inward and deal with the his junkie cousin rather use his Danquah Institute to walk in a labyrinth of misty theories and postulations in a lame attempt to wish away his cousin’s strong addiction to, wee, cocaine, and bottoms.

Obviously, Gabby cannot believe that in spite of the fact that the NPP has many media operatives on its payroll, the desperate attempt to drown the Wikileaks Cables has not worked.

Gabby is also certainly frustrated because the so-called NPP intellectuals (IEA, IMANI, CDD, Kwame Karikari, Audrey Gadzekpo, Vladimir Antwi Danso etc) have all decided to run for cover because they dare not wade into the Wikileaks waters in defence of Akufo-Addo lest they end up destroying whatever is left of their questionable credibility.

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No matter how much the likes of Kwame Sefa Kayi and Kojo Oppong Nkrumah, Richard Sky, Kwaku Baako, Alfred Ogbamey, Egbert Faibille and co have tried to pull a veil over Akufo-Addo’s strong addiction to wee (waking up every morning with a huge wee cloud hanging over his head), the Wikileaks Cables continue to blaze and burn the NPP.

Kwame Sefa Kayi, and Opanyin Agyekum can lament and cry all they want on Peace FM claiming that Wikileaks will destroy Ghana; the majority of Ghanaians know that Ghana will not burn because of Wikileaks.

Which discerning mind does not know that people like Kwame Sefa Kayi and Opanyin Agyekum are not worried about Ghana; and that their real worry is that Wikileaks is destroying Akufo-Addo severely?

The question is; “NA WHO CAUSE AM?”

Why is Gabby blaming the so-called intellectuals within the NPP for not running with Akufo-Addo’s so-called policy statement?

Gabby must stop blaming the so-called intellectuals, and blame his cousin Akufo-Addo.

Yes, the only person who must be blamed for the sorry state of the NPP, is, Akufo-Addo.

Did Gabby ever think that his cousin will get away with his addiction to wee, cocaine and bottoms? God forbid!!!

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When Akufo-Addo started smoking wee over 40 years ago, he certainly never dreamt of becoming President of Ghana.

With no Presidential ambition in mind, Akufo-Addo smoked his wee without fear or favour.

Morning, afternoon, and evening, the wee flowed waa waa waa.

Over four decades, Akufo-Addo has never spared any opportunity to showcase his wee smoking prowess.

Be it at home, in the office, in hotels etc., Akufo-Addo has continued to smoke wee freely.

Was he not dismissed from Oxford for excessive wee smoking and continously failing his exams?

Indeed, his numerous “bottoms” know that Akufo-Addo uses wee as an aphrodisiac.

In other words, Akufo-Addo cannot get an erection without smoking a fat roll of wee.

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Indeed, if Ursula Owusu will be honest; she is best placed to attest to the fact that minus wee, Akufo-Addo cannot get an erection.

When Akufo-Addo says that we should ask his numerous “bottoms” about his strength in bed, he is indirectly telling us to ask the “bottoms” to give us filla on the amount of wee he smokes.

Today, Gabby wants to blame other people for Akuffo-Addo’s woes?

Akufo-Addo is the cause of his own woes.

Who asked him to be a “celebrated” wee smoker?

Thanks to Wikileaks, the cat is now out of the bag and the whole world now knows it for a fact that Akufo-Addo is indeed a heavy wee smoker.

Indeed, thanks to comrade Kwesi Prat, we now know that Akufo-Addo wakes up every morning “very high” and with a huge “cloud” of wee smoke hanging over his head.

And if we are being told by Dr. Kwesi Enning that the current “clouds” are “under control”, then only the devil knows what the clouds used to look like when Akufo-Addo’s wee smoking was not “under control”.

For a fact, Gabby should also blame himself and people like, Asante Bedietuo, and Ursula Owusu, as well as all the NPP morons who thought that they could foist a junkie on the good people of Ghana.

When Gabby was blaspheming and saying that the Prophet Moses was a Rastafarian who smoked wee and was smoking wee when God handed him the 10 Commandments, little did Gabby know that his blasphemy will catch up with him.

Gabby’s blasphemy has caught up with him and he wants to blame others for the woes of the NPP’s junkie flagbearer?

Years down the line, Akufo-Addo will become a legend when it comes to smoking wee but for now, Ghanaians are not prepared to hand over our dear nation to a celebrated junkie who will in turn hand over the country to, junkies, drug barons, prostitutes and all manner of persons who will make biblical Sodom and Gomorrah look like heaven.

Columnist: The Informer