Sir John Goes Vulgar On Twum-Boafo

As the NPP continues to suffer under the weight of a non-flying flagbearer, Akufo-Addo, the party’s comical Bob Okalla General Secretary, Sir John, is adding more weight to the already heavy burden of Ghana’s largest opposition party.

Sir “Bob Okalla” John, who took over from Ohene-Ntow, ever since he was elected, has succeeded in cutting a very stupid and comical image for himself.

The NPP’s General Secretary, who is supposed to be lawyer by training, has become a comical toast of radio programmes.

With his extremely “kuraseni” accent, and his illogical comical ways of addressing issues, the NPP’s General Secretary has now become a laughing stock.

Moving his comical ways notches higher, Sir “Bob Okalla” John, has adopted a new approach to his clowning ways.

This time around, Sir “Bob Okalla” John is in the habit of calling his political opponents with a blocked phone number and hurling vulgar insults at them.

Last week Friday, one of NDC’s young Turks, Kojo Twum-Boafo, was at the receiving end of comical Sir “Bob Okalla” John’s new clowning antics.

Around 5.30 pm last Friday, Sir “Bob Okalla” John called Twum-Boafo and shouted “wu maame tw*” three times and hung up.

The NPP General Secretary was apparently unhappy about comments that Twum-Boafo had made about him (Bob Okalla) on Asempa FM’s Eko Sii Sen programme earlier that Friday afternoon and that was the reason for vulgarism.

In an interview with Asempa’s Nana Bobbie Ansah last week Friday, Kojo Twum-Boafo rubbished Sir “Bob Okalla” John’s comical call for the postponement last year’s Christmas.

According to Mr. Twum-Boafo, who is also the CEO of the Ghana Freezones Board, he kept a close eye on the likes of Sir John and Ursula Owusu during the Christmas festivities and it was pretty obvious that they had a very fantastic Christmas and so they should stop pretending that they had a bitter Christmas.

According to the Free Zones CEO, Ursula and Sir John were spotted at almost every dancing public event and so they cannot create the impression that they did not have a good Christmas.

Indeed, Ursula herself has admitted openly that she had a lot of fun and even had a private party organised for her by her longtime lover cum sex mate, Akufo-Addo.

Addressing other issues, Twum-Boafo said he was not surprised that the UK & Ireland Branch of the NPP is calling for the removal of Sir John because of his clowning ways.

It was these statements by Twum-Boafo which got Sir John’s blood boiling; leading to the NPP’s GS calling the NDC man on phone with a blocked number and raining vulgar insults.

“As for me, when I tell my Producer to call Sir John for my programme, it is not because the man will speak sense; it is because he will make me and my listeners have a very good laugh” was how a certain show host summed up the media’s categorization of Sir John’s clowning ways.

“Honestly, if Sir John partners Agya Koo, I am sure that we shall be watching extremely comical movies which will go a long way to improve our movie industry and reduce the stress level in the system” another media man said.

Indeed, it is not surprising that a question posed by Gabby Asare-Otchere Darko on his Facebook wall has drawn lots of responses asking for the immediate removal of Sir “Bob Okalla” John, as the NPP’s General Secretary.

As the days roll by, and with Sir “Bob Okalla” John pissing on himself and stinking like shit, NDC’s Kobby Akyeampong is being vindicated for describing Sir John as a “Cocoase Kuraseni” and asking the comical clowning villager, to try and find time to “broaden” his exceedingly narrow “horizon”.