Medical Jokes

Better Both Visit the Doctor

This old man in his eighty's got up and was putting on his
coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going ?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"

"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra
pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her
sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."

He said, "Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old
thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."