Medical Jokes

Mechanic v. Surgeon

Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the
lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael
DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the
service manager.

Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage,
"Hey DeBakey . . . . Is dat you ? Come over here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where
Morris was working on a car.

Morris in a loud voice, all could hear, said
argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I
also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I
finish this baby will
purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when
you and me are doing basically the same work?"

DeBakey, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly, to
Morris . . . "Try doing your work with the engine running."