Medical Jokes

Hospital Donation Center

A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital
donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to
give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm,
myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted
some more before going their separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in
the same line.

Man: "Hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) "Unh unh."