Medical Jokes

Psychiatrist's Problems

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four
of them decided
to leave, and walked out together.

One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us
with their
guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when
we have
problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we
take some time right now to hear each other out?" The other
three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire
for sex and I
frequently seduce my female patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and
so I find ways
to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I
can buy the
things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs
and often get my
patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not
supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a
secret."