Blonde Jokes

Buying a Bull

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in
Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their
cows to increase their herd.

The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and
goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old
cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I've got
for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to
the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a
telegram to my friend in Louisiana
that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the
trailer."

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere
in the U.S. are $.75 per word."

She thinks about it for a moment and decides.
"I'd like to send one word, please."

"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

"Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm
sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this
telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL
slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."