Medical Jokes

A Musical Discovery

A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes,
getting a little practice in before the final exams.

He went over to a table where a body was lying face down. He
removed the sheet over the body and to his surprise he found
a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring this was fairly
unusual, he pulled the cork out, and to his surprise, music
began playing "On the road again . . . Just can't wait to get
on the road again . . . "

The student was amazed, and placed the cork back in the
rectum. The music stopped. Totally freaked out, the student
called the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.

"Look at this. This is really something!" the student told
the examiner as he pulled the cork back out again.

"On the road again . . . Just can't wait to get on the road
again . . . "

"So what?", the Medical Examiner replied, obviously
unimpressed with the student's discovery.

"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?"
asked the student.

"Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner, "Any asshole can
sing country music."