Medical Jokes

Specimen Bottle

Steve had been in the hospital for days. His nurse was
extremely annoying and he couldn't take much more.

One day during breakfast, he took his apple juice container
and used poured it into a urine specimen cup the nurse had
insisted he fill.

The nurse came in to check on him and looked at the specimen
glass. In her annoying voice, she snickered, "It seems we
are a little cloudy today."

Steve put on his angry face, snatched the bottle out of her
hand and drank it down in a few quick gulps, saying, "Well,
I'll run it through again and maybe it will come out clearer
this time."