Medical Jokes

Hero?

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital
had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out
of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and
called him
into his office.

"Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate
that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you
saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James replied. "I hung him
up to dry."