Blonde Jokes
A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he
entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and
she greeted him by reciting the letters, "T-G-I-F."
He
smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him,
puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her
remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was
trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and
said, as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde finally
decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F,
Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered,
"S-H-I-T: Sorry Honey, It's Thursday."