Medical Jokes

How to Live to be 92?

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A
few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a
hot mamma and be cheerful'."

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart
murmur. Be careful."