Medical Jokes

CPR Class

Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students
were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well
known mannequin victim, Rescue Anne, to practice.

Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying
case.

The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one
of the students gently shook the doll and asked, "Are you all
right?" He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to
listen for breathing.

Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and
exclaimed, "She says she can't feel her legs!"