Medical Jokes

House Call

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was
called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.
The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone
in and asked Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer?"

A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage, and returned with a
hammer.

The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom. A
moment later, he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel?"

Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.

In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a
pair of pliers a screwdriver and a hacksaw. The last request
got to Mr. Tuttle. He asked, "What are you doing to my
wife?"

"Not a thing," replied old doc Carver. "I can't get my
instrument bag open."