Medical Jokes

Medical Emergency on the Golf Course

The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when
she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need
help." she said.

The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help." A little
while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line
up his shot on the green.

His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I'm
may be dying and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who
said he come and help."

"The second hole??? When in the hell is he coming???"

"Hey! I told ya not to worry." he said, practice stroking
his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."