Medical Jokes

A Trip to the Doctor

A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first
time found
herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing
nervously,
preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she
draped the
last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap
sounded on the
door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient
up and down
carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me
that until
today you have never undergone an eye examination."