Medical Jokes

Who are the Best Patients?

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on:

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in with, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you
have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes
longer than you said it would."