Medical Jokes

Women Get Healthier As They Get Older

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the
subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, "Women
have all the luck when it comes to getting older."

"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.

"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last
time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier
than ever!"

"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.

"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before
bed she'd get these terrible headaches." He answered. "Now
that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."