Medical Jokes

Medical One-liners

Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks
better on a girl

Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and
prefers to do both.

Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress

Passion - a feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you have never felt before

Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a
pretty girl enters the room

Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better
than a double bed

Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it
too

Book - The Physiology of Puberty, by I.C. Morhair

Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another
man's field

Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.

Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.